The Governor's Sox

Memories of 9/11

2011-09-11T11:28:00.000-04:00

I wrote this as an email to a few people 10 years ago. I thought I'd post it just to have it out there more than anything. Most of the "facts" below are inaccurate. Such was the nature of news at the time. Looking back, I'm not sure why I didn't write something more personal, but here it is, an impression of a few days after 9/11/01:

Ifinally got a chance to answer all of those "are you OK?" letters.

Yes,I'm OK. I wasn't at home. I was trapped in Brooklyn watching the two tallest clouds of dust in the world raincharred paper over the Manhattan Bridge.

Mybrother had a better view. He was lucky enough to be on the 91st floor of Tower 1 when thefirst plane hit.That's lucky because everyone between floors 83and 90 and above 91(including the 400+ in his company between 93 and100) is lost. He was the only that reported to work to survive hiscompany. Pretty lucky...I can smell the smoke now. I live about 15minutes walk away,and when the wind shifts, the smoke enters ourhomes. I hope it's not a new fire. The fire department in my neighborhoodwas lost in the collapse...A firefighter friend of mine who waspromoted from the academy Sept. 11 at noon, tells me that the firerages on underground. In fact, it would be considered thelargest fire in the city this year if it weren't the smallest fire inthe last two weeks…

I visited "the site" [Terms like"the site", "ground zero",and "down there" have replacedpermanently "World Trade Center",and "The Twin Towers".] and stood with a crowd inthe pouring rain staring at a hole and thestripped façade of Tower 2. That pulver of cement, marble, fiberglass, andflesh that coated all who tried to escape the enormous vacuumcreated by the collapse was now a mud fixed on a payphone andstore fronts…Everyday at the bar where I work someone has a new, worse story. A busdriver who was en route downtown when the first plane struck didn'tsee the plane, but an arm fell to his left, beating the rubble to theground. He was told to "stay put" so he could helpevacuate people, but when the second plane hit, he found himself staring at anairplane seat with a passenger still strapped in it. It had no head andno arms, just a seat and a body. He fled his bus and ran from theshower of fire, brimstone and body parts that before Sept. 11 waseveryone's definition of hell. And blinded by the instantnight, he broke his leg when he ran into the wall of a building…Things are gettingback to normal now but the buildings are gone.

None of these facts is verified. (9/15/01)

George Kimball on the Jackie Robinson Tryout with the Red Sox

2011-08-22T20:42:00.000-04:00

[If you don’t care too much aboutthe details of the Fenway Park tryout of three Negro Leaguers on April 16, 1945,please skip my rambling preamble and go right to George Kimball’s email response farbelow.]

To be frank, I was unfamiliarwith George Kimball's work whenI read a column he wrote for the Irish Times, entitled "Bostoncursed by their own racist policy". [It’s available at the link bysubscription only. If you don't have a subscription or proquest access, emailme and I'll send you the story.] Later, when I read a little bit about him, Irecognized him as a Boston writer I vaguely knew; I probably even read himbefore. But I'm terrible at reading and worse at remembering whom I've read.So, I judged the story for what it was, yet another take on the tryout of threeNegro League players by the Red Sox on April 16, 1945, and how it related tothe reputation for racial tension the city of Boston harbored for lo these manyyears. That, I was very familiar with. I’d even written abit about it myself and planned on writing a lot more.

Unfortunately, Kimball's story wasno better than 90% of the stories on the subject.

First of all, it was too short. Itfelt like he knew more about what happened, but chose not to go into it. Instead he wrote one sentence paragraphs, likebullet points in the outline of a draft, drawing a bland description of a much less than bland event. Also, when it came todetails, he repeated some of the same tired assumptions and mistakes many pastwriters on the tryout have. Other than a few wrinkles he added, which were sonew I thought he had to have just made them up, Kimball basically wrote apiece that couldn't stand out from any amateur blogger's take on the tryout.

The new wrinkles though were enoughto compel me to reach out to him just on the off chance there was some truth tothem.

For one, he was sure Red Sox owner Tom Yawkey was in fact at the tryout. There weren't any sources other thanKimball's, as far as I knew, which could confirm Yawkey's presence there thatday. Most had assumed he was there, because it was his team and hisballpark, and why wouldn't he have been there? But Kimball said, "Thomas AYawkey, the millionaire sportsman who owned the ball club, arrived later."That was more than just an assumption; he was there, according to Kimball. Thatimplied to me that he had direct evidence to the fact. I asked him what it was.

Next, Kimball mentioned that SamJethroe, one of the three players to tryout out, confirmed to him that themysterious shout from the grandstand shadows, "Get those niggers off thefield", actually happened. That was news to me too. I had readeverything I could find written on the subject, and I had never foundanything where Jethroe said it had happened. The truth was, there was notone confirmed witness to the tryout who ever claimed to have heard it. JackieRobinson never said it happened. And the other player, Marvin Williams, said henever heard it. The third man, Sam Jethroe, suddenly spoke up from his grave. I had to know where this interview happened.

Lastly, Kimball wrote that theformer Boston Globe reporter, Clif Keane, the only man ever tohave claimed to have heard the slur said in person, pinned the tale on Yawkey,General Manager Eddie Collins or Manager Joe Cronin. I've read two accountsfrom Keane on that day. In the first one, in an interview he did with LarryWhiteside of the Boston Globe in 1979, he said he didn't knowwho said it. The second account came in Dan Shaughnessey’s book, "TheCurse of the Bambino", where Keane said, "It wasn't Yawkey. Yawkeywouldn't do that." I assumed Kimball was just being sloppy here byremembering that Keane claimed to have heard it, but not bothering to researchthe text of the claim. Then again, I thought Kimball likely knew Keaneand could have spoken about it with him himself.

I wrote Kimball an email withthose three questions and received back a column of my own via email, muchbetter and more complete than the Irish Times piece. In it,Kimball backed off of all of the claims slightly. He even told me he researchedthe subject before writing me. Well, I researched Kimball in the meantime, andwas flattered such an accomplished writer admired by so many of his peers, tookthe time to write me the fascinating account below.

Kimball not only offered some newinformation about the tryout, but a terrific treatment about the subject ingeneral from a man who was at times both a Boston insider and an outcast. His perspective was genuine and he even wrappedhis narrative around a Bill “The Spaceman” Lee story. (He had me at Bill Lee.)

In the email, he doubted himselfand doubted the stories he'd heard. He retraced his steps and retold the tale.He drew on his experience as a writer and friend of sports to uncork the spiritof the tryout, its legacy and effect on how we write about it. It wasperfect.

The truth was that Kimballdiscussed the tryout all of about three minutes with Sam Jethroe in a New YorkCity bar in 1980. It wasn't an interview. It was a coincidence. Jethroehappened to walk into the bar, he said, and the tryout came up over drinks. At that time, the tryout wasn't thought of as important in any way. It wasn'tuntil later, when writers tied the Red Sox's missed opportunity to sign JackieRobinson with a long, poor record on race relations by the team. Then, thetryout became the origin story of a super villain who would not die.

His account of that day wasterrific. It was graceful and personal. It was even plausible, yet I wasdisappointed, because Kimball's story in the Irish Times, by comparison, seemedghost-written. It had no guts. It made false claims. It had easy facts wrong,like the year of Jackie Robinson’s debut. He even gave completecredibility to Clif Keane’s account in it, yet told me later that he had neverspoken with him about the tryout and completely hated him, and then went so faras to blame Keane himself for uttering the slur!

He explained that Jethroe neverexplicitly said he heard the slur shouted. And he really had no proof Yawkeywas at the ball park other than remembering Jethroe saying it.

So why the change in tenor?

The problem with his Irish Times piece became obvious at its end. Despite his insistenceto me that it was a column and therefore somehow entitled to opinion, it wasactually a sort of advertisement for his friend’s book on the subject of theRed Sox and race, “It Was Never About the Babe: The Red Sox, Racism,Mismanagement, and the Curse of the Bambino” by Jerry M. Gutlon. Near the endof the story, he made an awkward segue from the World Baseball Classic to apitch for the baseball book. Just before disclosing that he’d known Gutlonfor decades, he called the book “a comprehensive accumulation of anecdotalevidence delivered from that perspective”. “Anecdotal evidence” is not exactlythe stuff of source material. And Kimball had referred to it beforewriting me back.

To be sure “It Was Never About theBabe” was heavy on anecdotes and light on evidence. In it, facts were replacedwith urban legends and the most repeated myths about the Red Sox. Yet peoplebought it and read it and believed it and, sometimes, reprinted its contents.

By all accounts, Kimball was agreat story teller, and I’m sure he appreciated Gutlon’s anecdotal approach tohistory. But it was obvious to me fromKimball’s response that he cared and understood quite a bit about the factssurrounding the Robinson tryout, and maybe even regretted not delving into itmore himself. It’s too bad he never did interview Jethroe formally, orgive up his grudge with Keane long enough to cross examine him. He couldhave written the authoritative piece on the tryout and what it really meant tothe Red Sox.

George E. Kimball III died on July 6of esophageal cancer at the age of 67. His email to me waswritten while in very poor health, just a few months before hispassing. Of the many writers who praised his work, I think Charles P.Pierce, a former colleague at the The Boston Phoenix, remembered himbest in the Boston Globe: GeorgeKimball, 1943-2011.

I'm glad that, as far as I know,this letter was his last take on the tryout. But I'm sorry it's being reprintedas a testimonial. I’m sharingit because I thought it should be public record for anyone interested inKimball, the Robinson tryout or just good writing.

Enjoy.

chris wertz

On Sat, Feb 12, 2011 at10:15 AM, George Kimball, "gek3rd@aol.com" wrote:

HI Chris,

First of all, The IrishTimes piece was written as a column, not an article, and while I have reason tobelieve everything in it to be accurate (with one nagging exception, which I’llget to later), there’s no smoking gun here, but I’ll try to provide you withwhat I know and what I think I know, but bear in mind thatnearly as much time has elapsed since I met Sam Jethroe as had gone by since hewas part of the Fenway Park tryout then.

I wish I could retrievethe pretty extensive collection of notes I assembled for Jerry Gutlon a fewyears ago, but I can’t even find that. It may have been on one of thiscomputer’s predecessors. As have you, I’m sure, I’ve also looked back at fourseparate accounts – Gutlon’s book, as well as Howard Bryant’s, Glenn Stout’s,and Mark Armor’s – in an attempt not just to reconstruct the episode, but torefresh in my mind my own thought processes when I wrote the column. (ObviouslyI wouldn’t have relied on Jerry as a source on the subject, since in point offact I was one of his.) I know I’ve talked about the Robinson/Jethroe/Williams“tryout” with Glenn as well, though not recently, and I’ve exchanged emailswith Clark Booth and Leigh Montville.

I can’t pinpoint thedate of the Jethroe encounter, but it should be pretty easy for you to trackdown if you’re so disposed. It was in 1980, on the night before Bill Lee was tohave appeared before Bowie Kuhn to hear his appeal after Kuhn fined him forsaying he sprinkled marijuana on his pancakes. A couple of lawyer friends ofBill’s and mine were representing him pro bono, and had preparedsome pretty extensive briefs challenging the ruling on both first amendment andprocedural grounds that I imagine would have succeeded in pretty much any courtthe case got to, if it ever had. Kuhn was a lawyer himself and Iimagine he pretty much knew his legal position was constitutionally hopeless.In pre-hearing conference that day the commissioner’s office had made it clearthat they didn’t want to make a big deal of this and just wanted it to go awayquietly without them losing face or diminishing the authority of the office. Bythe time we got to New York, they’d already brokered a settlement where Bill wouldpay a $250 fine, but he could donate it to any charity of his choice, so hewound up donating it to some cause he’d have contributed to anyway, and thatwas the end of it. I vaguely recall that it may have been some Eskimo mission.

So now we’re in New York-- me, Lee, a couple of lawyers (Alan Silber, who lives here, and Mary JohnBoylan, who’d come down with me from Boston. I knew her through the Ted Kennedycampaign, and she would not long afterward be appointed Assistant US attorneyfor Massachusetts) and a ten-pound stack of briefs that have already beenrendered obsolete and are never going to see the light of day. It was a bitlate to turn around and fly back to Boston, so we stayed the night as plannedat the Gramercy Park Hotel, and that night we all went out to dinner at theLions’s Head, which was my longtime saloon in New York.

We were there all night,first eating and then drinking at table in the back room. Later in the evening,either one of the bartenders or Wes Joice, the owner, brought back Sam Jethroeand introduced us, so he joined the party and we sat there talking for a couplemore hours. I honestly couldn’t tell you how Jethroe came to be there, butMonte Irvin sometimes hung out at the Lion’s Head and was a friend of Wes’s.It’s possible that they came in together and Monte had left, or maybe Monterecommended the place, or maybe Monte had nothing to do with it and Jethroejust happened in. At least a couple of the bartenders were Boston guys who’dgrown up in his era and would have recognized Sam Jethroe by sight. In anycase, they knew we were there and brought Sam back. They figured we’d all hitit off and they were right.

A couple of things here:One is that I came from an era in which it wasn’t that unusual forsportswriters to socialize with ballplayers. It almost never happens nowbecause the relationship has become essentially adversarial, but I hung out anddrank with and chased women with a lot of the Red Sox guys in the 70s, and itwas always clearly understood that what happened in the bar stayed in the bar.This didn’t mean that if something really newsworthy came up I wouldn’t havewritten about it, but under those circumstances I’d have felt obliged to clearit with the payer first. So I wasn’t taking notes or anything. This was justbaseball banter and reminiscence conducted over many drinks, and in fact thesubject of the Fenway tryout actually consumed a relatively small part of thenight’s conversation. So when you ask if it was on the record or off therecord, that never came up, because neither of us in any sense regarded it asan “interview.”

Two, I didn’t realize atthe time, and didn’t for many years, how little Sam had said on the recordabout the 1945 tryout. His part in all of my anecdotal knowledge was so widelyknown that I assumed he must have addressed it many times. If I’d known thenthat this might be some sort of breakthrough revelation or that I was onto somekind of exclusive, I imagine I’d have at least asked Sam if it was OK if Iwrote about it, or quoted him. I figured at the time he was just saying thingshe’d said many times before, and in fact he probably had – just not in thepresence of a newspaperman.
And three, I can’t beabsolutely certain of this without knowing the date, but I think this occurredwithin the stretch of about four months between the time I left the Phoenix andsigned a contract at the Herald when I wasn’t even working for a paper, so itwasn’t as if I started rubbing my paws together thinking “Wow, this might makea neat column tomorrow,” because I’d have had no place for it to run anyway.

At some point theconversation turned to the tryout. I don’t remember that Sam said he hadactually heard the “get those niggers off the field” line, but there didn’tseem to be any question in his mind that it had been uttered. (By then itadmittedly was such a thoroughly accepted part of the lore, particularly in theblack community that he would have believed it anyway.) His reasoning was thatYawkey had arrived at the park late, and when he did, the whole tryout came toa screeching halt; I think Sam never even got a chance to hit that day, so he’ssaying something like ‘They bring you all this way and don’t even watch you hitand then they call it a tryout?’ To him it had been a dog and ponyshow, a charade, and to be honest, Jethroe seemed more bitter about the wasteof time and the essential dishonesty of the exercise than about the verbal lineand the use of the ‘N’ word. He’d have been used to that.

The official excuse madefor cutting the workout short, by the way, was that the team “had a train tocatch.” Joe Cronin, obviously, had to be on it; I don’t know whether EddieCollins was going on the trip or not. The beat writers who were there would alsohave been taking the same train. But Fenway isn’t that far from South Station,and I think the train actually was leaving in a couple of hours.

So if it was said, whosaid it? Cronin had been there throughout the tryout, although by most accountshe wasn’t exactly attentive. It wouldn’t have made any sense for him tosuddenly blurt out something like that, and besides, a lot of people would haveheard him – even some of the black writers were sitting withhim, or near him, and would have known where it came from. I can’t be sure ofthis, but I believe even Muchnick was also near Cronin, and it isn’tsomething he would have let gone unnoted. I don’t know thatCollins was in the stands at the time the remark was utteredbut in every account I’ve read he was at Fenway Park when the tryout started,and at Fenway Park when it was over, which is why I placed him there. (On theirway out, Collins told the guys that they would hear from him, or from the RedSox, but of course they never did.) But for whatever reason, the whole exercisewas cut short and everybody was suddenly running around picking up equipmentand hurrying Jethroe, Robinson, and Williams off the field, so it obviouslyhadn’t a wisecrack from a groundskeeper, which is another story you hear. If youaccept that somebody said it – and Jethroe, as I said, didn’t seem to doubtthat it was said – then it stood to reason it had to have been Yawkey.

Bill Lee loved Yawkey,and that night he argued that it would have been very out of character for theman he knew to say something like that. Sam said something like – and I mayparaphrasing here -- “Well, if it wasn’t him, who was it? Because when he said‘Get those niggers off the field,’ they chased us niggers right off the field.”

In looking through whatI have available, my basis was for saying in the story that Clif Keane believedit was “either Cronin, Collins, or Yawkey” appears to have been Mark Armour’sbiography of Joe Cronin. In every account other I could find, Keane either saysit was Yawkey, or that he thought it was Yawkey.

And in answer to yourother question, Keane never told me anything. I quit speakingto the asshole at least 35 years ago and never regretted it.

Which brings me back tothe one troubling aspect of the whole story. I didn’t know Tom Yawkey well, butLee is right in that “Get those niggers off the field” doesn’t have the ring ofsomething Yawkey would have said, at least aloud, even if it was what he wasthinking. On the other hand, it sounds exactly likesomething Clif Keane would have said, trying to get a laugh, and was easilywithin the man’s capabilities to have said it himself and then tried to put thewords in somebody else’s mouth.

I’d be prepared toentertain that possibility but for one thing, which is that it resulted in aprecipitate and unscheduled conclusion to the events. So unless you believe“Get those niggers off the field” to have been some fanciful urban legend – andthere are those who claim that it was – Jethroe’s version of the experienceseems to me the most persuasive.

I don’t think there’sany question that the tryout was a sham to get Muchnick off the team’s back andthat the Red Sox would never considered signing any of the players no matterwhat they’d shown at Fenway that day, but this reflected an institutional bias,not some pervasive anti-black sentiment in the city of Boston. Yawkey mighthave been the most conspicuous anti-integrationist among team owners of hisera, but there were a lot of other owners who shared his view, and the racialdiscontent that would later characterize Boston was still decades away. (Lookwhere Jethroe played when he finally did get to the majors.) Cronin was rightabout one thing when he later pointed out that the Sox would have had no placeto send him even if they had signed Jackie Robinson. The major league seasonhad already started, and their triple-A team was in Louisville. If Jackie had arough ride in Montreal, imagine what that experience wouldhave been like!

Hope this helps,

George Kimball

[In the interest offull disclosure, I have to say that I interviewed Alan Silber, Mary John Boylanand Bill Lee in the last couple of days, and, although they all remembered drinking together at the fabled Lion's Head on that night in 1980, none remembered Sam Jethroe being there. In fact, two of them, Lee and Silber, were sure he wasn't there. But they all said that they missed George Kimball very much.]

The Spaceman Film is Taking Off!

2011-08-19T11:33:00.003-04:00

Hello Bill Lee Backers,

The word from the makers of the new Spaceman film is good, very good. They've reached their initial goal and then some, and are moving full speed ahead. See the update below and click through to the Kickstarter page. Kudos to all of you who helped. Why not join Bill for a drink in Boston on Monday?

Dear Backers - Thanks to you, we did it ... and we're still going! Nearly 30,000 projects have launched (or attempted to launch) by way of KickStarter since 2009, and HAVE GLOVE, WILL TRAVEL is earning its stripes amongst the best of them. So far we have raised over $40k, exceeding our minimum goal of $37k in 37 days. Currently we are working on the details for SPACE CAMP, and making a final push to end the campaign with a BANG. There are just a few spots left for Bill's Inaugural event. We are hosting a special dinner event with Bill at Anchovies Restaurant in Boston's South End (433 Columbus Ave between Braddock Park & Holyoke St) this coming Monday, starting at 6pm. The Spaceman will be there giving a play-by-play of the Red Sox game, we'll be holding a silent auction, and ringing a not so silent gong. If you're in the Boston area, drop by for what promises to be a great night of baseball, food, and drinks. ONE WEEK TO GO then it's on to phase two - let the games begin. In sincere gratitude, Brett

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The Integration of Fenway Park

2011-07-25T16:51:00.002-04:00

On July 21, the day was marked, as it is most years, with stories describing the anniversary of the 1959 debut of the Red Sox first black player, Elijah Jerry "Pumpsie" Green. That event is remembered yearly because it happened an astounding twelve years after Jackie Robinson broke the color barrier in baseball in April, 1947. Many writers took this opportunity to vilify the ghosts of Red Sox past for being at the lead of discrimination in a racist institution. Others allowed the shame to be passed on to the citizens of Boston at the time for not demanding a rapid change. Regardless of where the blame belongs, the sad truth is that instead of Green’s place in history being celebrated as an accomplishment, his belated promotion in 1959 marks the end of the segregation era for Major League Baseball, and leaves the Red Sox with the appalling distinction of being the last team to field a black player. That fact should not be seen as an indictment of Sox fans or the city in general. A great many Bostonians were eager to see equality finally come to baseball, and were actively campaigning to achieve it. When the first black Major Leaguer came to the plate at Fenway Park on this day in 1947, he was greeted as no visiting player was before. He was applauded every inning.

Hall of Famer, Willard “Home Run” Brown was 32-years-old and had a reputation as a slugging outfielder for the Kansas City Monarchs of the Negro National League, when he was chosen to be one of four black players signed by the St. Louis Browns in 1947. St. Louis was desperate for homeruns and home fans, and they thought that Brown could help them with both. He made his Major League debut against the Red Sox in St. Louis, on July 19, but it wasn’t until July 25 that he integrated Fenway Park by being the first black Major Leaguer to play there. When he came to bat in the second inning, 34,059 fans stood to applaud him. Brown responded with a line-drive double off of the center field wall. When he trotted out to right field at the end of the inning, they applauded again. And again, when he batted for the second time, they applauded. Brown smashed his second double of the night (the second of his career). With each plate appearance, and each time he took his position in right field, the Fenway faithful greeted Willard Brown with cheers which grew as the game progressed.

According to Jack Barry of the Boston Evening Globe, "[Brown] received a fine ovation from the crowd as he trotted to his right field position at the close of each round."

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported, "Willard Brown, the cat-walking Negro rightfielder of the Browns, who runs like a hurried panther, last night earned some of the loudest cheering Boston has given to a visiting ball player here in years."

Jack Malaney of the Boston Post was equally impressed: "The crowd received him almost as they would Doerr or DiMaggio so far as applause was concerned, and credit for something done."

The overwhelming turnout and warm welcome given to Willard Brown at Fenway could have been interpreted by Red Sox ownership as a clear sign that integrating the home team would not result in low attendance.

In fact, Dave Egan, the firebrand of Boston sportswriters, writing in the July 28 Boston Record, seized on the fanfare and prodded the baseball owners of the town to integrate the sport locally. He dared them to not allow Boston to be “traitors to our heritage.” He even noticed how perfect a fit Brown’s right-handed swing would have been for Fenway’s wall, and wondered if Sox owner Tom Yawkey heard the applause. Perhaps, he hadn’t.

Although the Boston Braves were among the first teams to integrate, the Red Sox languished nearly twelve years after Willard Brown’s historic debut at Fenway. When Pumpsie Green made his own debut in Boston on August 4, 1959, the fans were true to form that day, receiving him as they had Willard “Home Run” Brown, with loud applause and appreciation. He too answered the standing ovation with a base hit.

Adrian Gonzalez-san

2011-05-18T13:27:00.001-04:00

Kampai! Gonzalez,conjured his inner Ichiro in belting this three-run homer.
Read here.

Radioactive Item Found in Boston

2011-05-17T17:12:00.001-04:00

Update: This turned out to be a link from some old surveying equipment.

This is the only news I've seen of it so far:

AlertNewEngland Steve

@tplants From the BFD radios.

9 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply

AlertNewEngland Steve

Boston, MA: u/d Radioactive item is isolated at 10 Causeway St (Federal Building), command requesting response be upgraded to a Level 3.

$9 Flights to Boston?

2011-04-28T10:04:00.000-04:00

Johnny Went to Boston.
Johnny Went to Town.
Watch out Johnny-wait a minute. Johnny paid 9 bucks? Ok, you can't fly to Boston for $9, because you have to buy a return trip ticket to Newark. Hell, blow off the flight back if you want and it's $18 for one-way.

Today only this deal is available here (Wicked Good Flying Deal). Fly from Newark, NJ to Boston, and back for less than $20. Have fun!

If you buy this, let me know. I still don't believe it.

RED SOX ANNOUNCE PREPARATIONS FOR 2012 CELEBRATION OF FENWAY PARK’S 100TH ANNIVERSARY

2011-04-20T13:49:00.000-04:00

For Immediate Release

April 20, 2011

RED SOX ANNOUNCE PREPARATIONS FOR 2012 CELEBRATION OF

FENWAY PARK’S 100^TH ANNIVERSARY

Club Invites Fans and Community to Join Planning Effort

BOSTON, MA—The Red Sox today provided fans with a preview of preparations for the celebration of Fenway Park’s 100^th Anniversary in 2012. As preparations begin, the Club invited all Red Sox fans to join the planning process by sharing their ideas, suggestions, stories and memorabilia. The announcement was made 99 years to the date of the first Major League baseball game played at Fenway Park, on April 20, 1912.

2012 will mark the 100^th anniversary of America’s Most Beloved Ballpark, the oldest operating Major League facility in the United States. The celebration will highlight Red Sox history over the past hundred years and will also commemorate the wide range of other sports, music, civic, philanthropic, and community events that Fenway Park has hosted during its first century.

“Fenway Park’s 100^th Anniversary will be an unprecedented and historic celebration,” said Red Sox Principal Owner John W. Henry. “From Day One, the preservation of this ballpark has been an issue of paramount importance to our ownership group. Without a doubt, Fenway Park is renowned for its architectural and aesthetic charm. But the character of this ballpark has always been a reflection of the fans who call it home, and we encourage citizens of Red Sox Nation to share their stories and thoughts about what an appropriate celebration should entail.”

“From the moment we assumed stewardship of this franchise and ballpark, our ownership group made a sacred commitment to preserve all that’s good about Fenway Park,” Chairman Tom Werner said. “Now that our decade-long series of major, annual Fenway improvements has concluded, it’s only appropriate that we formally kick off our preparations for this historic anniversary. With a celebration built around the sentiments and ideas of our fans, we plan to honor this iconic ballpark’s connection to New England and a Nation.”

“Fenway Park’s scope of sports and civic history is virtually unparalleled,” said President/CEO Larry Lucchino. “Through jubilation and heartbreak, victories and near-misses, this jewel of a ballpark has not only endured but thrived. Now, after more than $285 million in total investment over the last decade, we stand on the eve of a momentous occasion and celebration. We are deeply grateful for the help of Mayor Thomas M. Menino and our friends in the Fenway neighborhood who have worked collaboratively over the last 10 years to preserve and protect this ballpark for generations to come. As we commemorate this living museum’s past, we look forward to a celebration of America’s Most Beloved Ballpark that both citizens of Red Sox Nation and baseball fans will find fitting.”

As part of the first phase of preparations, the Club today unveiled four major elements of the 2012 celebration:

· Official Fenway Park 2012 logo: The Fenway Park 2012 logo was officially unveiled at today’s announcement. It is a look that is timeless, contemporary and with a simplified direction that takes into consideration all the various elements inherent to Fenway Park. The keystone from the original 1912 façade that sits above Gate A acts as the primary backplate, and serves as a metaphor to speak to the relationship between Fenway Park and the Red Sox. The “FENWAY PARK” font and location are taken from the façade, and other fonts in the logo are taken from various signage around the park. The “100 YEARS” is housed in a backplate inspired by the Green Monster scoreboard.

The logo was designed by Michael Mikulec, an independent creative director and graphic designer, and a lifelong Red Sox fan. Michael’s career began at ESPN television, and his previous work has included developing brand identities for ABC, MTV, the CW and the NFL Network and, perhaps most notably, Michael's logo was selected as the official mark for NBC's coverage of the 2008 Beijing Olympics. He recently worked with the Red Sox production team to help develop their strategy for the new HD videoboards at Fenway Park.

· Official Fenway Park 2012 website: The official Fenway Park 2012 website (www.fenwaypark100.com), designed in conjunction with Major League Baseball Advanced Media (MLBAM), features information and images on Fenway Park’s history, including the ballpark’s architecture and changes over time, information about current and former Club owners, managers and players, and video clips about special features that make Fenway Park unique. The site, which is the first of its kind for a Major League ballpark in terms of depth and breadth of information, already includes more than 450 unique pages, 90,000+ words of text, over 160 photos and 36 videos, and it will continue to expand over the next two years to include more historical and current content generated by the Club and our fans.

· Fenway Park 100^th Anniversary Brick Program and Seat Sale: The Boston Red Sox today announced a special opportunity for fans to literally put their mark on the historic ballpark. Fans will have the chance to have a brick with a personalized message placed in the Fenway Park concourse area inside Gate B and Gate C. Bricks will be available in two sizes – 4”x8” and 8”x8” – and each purchase will also include a replica brick and display case. The bricks will be sold for $250 and $475, respectively, plus applicable taxes and fees. The sale of the bricks begins on Thursday, April 28, 2011, and more information is available online at www.fenwaypark100.com.

The team also announced the final opportunity for fans to bring home a pair of authentic seats from Fenway Park. Since 2002, the Red Sox have made annual offseason improvements to Fenway Park. One major component of the 2010-2011 offseason improvements was the replacement of the seats in the lower Right Field seating bowl. From these seats, fans have watched the 2004 and 2007 World Series games and witnessed other historic events such as Dave Roberts’ 2004 legendary steal of second base, Carlton Fisk wave the ball fair in 1975, several no-hitters, as well as the 2010 NHL Winter Classic, Frozen Fenway College Hockey Doubleheader, Football at Fenway, and many memorable concerts. Seats are from the Right Field Box, Loge Box, Field Box and Dugout Box locations, and are red plastic with either blue or red metal frames. Quantities are limited. More information can be found online at www.redsox.com/seats and by calling 617-226-6800.

· Open invitation to fans to join in the Fenway 2012 celebration planning: The Red Sox are encouraging fans to get involved in the anniversary preparation by submitting celebration ideas, sharing personal memories and stories, as well as their memorabilia of historic value. Fans can provide their input and ideas on the 2012 website (www.fenwaypark100.com), by sending an e-mail to fenwaypark100@redsox.com or sending a letter to Fenway 100, 4 Yawkey Way, Boston, MA 02215.

Throughout the 2011 season, the Club will continue preparations for the anniversary celebration, which will include a variety of baseball and other events in 2012, as well as the production of various collectible items to commemorate Fenway Park’s rich history. The anniversary celebrations are expected to highlight a range of historical objects and images, multimedia presentations, and exhibits at Fenway Park and other locations. Along with fans and the general public, the Club’s owners, corporate sponsors, neighborhood organizations, government and civic leaders, current and former players, and Major League Baseball staff are expected to participate in the planning.

Additional information about Fenway Park’s 100^th Anniversary celebration plans will be released over the course of this year, along with recognition of additional dates that have historical significance.

Happy Jackie Robinson Day

2011-04-15T12:27:00.000-04:00

On this day, in 1947, Jack Roosevelt Robinson made his Major League debut, playing first base for the Brooklyn Dodgers, at Ebbetts Field in front of 26,623 fans, against the Boston Braves, breaking the color barrier in baseball.

Shortstop Dick Culler led off for the Braves by hitting a ground ball to third baseman Spider Jorgensen, who fielded it, and tossed it to Robinson at first base for an easy out. The crowd was enthusiastic, but tentative in its open support.

It was the first out of an historic season that would end in a National League pennant for Brooklyn, and with Robinson winning baseball’s Rookie of the Year award.

Goodbye Professor Thom's

2011-04-04T13:33:00.004-04:00

“The Party’s Over”, “End of the Road”, “Breaking Up is Hard to Do”, “Is This The End” (yeah, I have to have New Edition) --- Oh, sorry. You caught me in the middle of making a mix tape for my latest breakup…

No, my marriage is fine, better than ever, in fact. The breakup I’m referring to is between me and that tempestuous girlfriend of mine named Professor Thom’s. She kept me up many a boozy night, even carried on with anyone that came in the door, and I kept coming back. But no more. The party’s over, Doris Day.

As of last Friday, April 1, I have left Professor Thom’s. I sold my ownership and moved on. Some of you, I’m sure, are shocked. Some of you are thinking, “Who the hell is this guy?” Well, you’re both right.

I was the guy behind the bar who forced you on to this email list. (To be clear, I am not pictured above. That is Pez.) I am the guy who cannot buy garden shears from a garage sale in New Jersey because they think I keep saying “garden chairs” and want to sell me two beat-up blue folding chairs for 10 bucks. “Oh, you mean the SHE-AIRRRSS.” I painfully digress.

Truthfully, I stayed a year longer than I should have. The only thing that was keeping me there was the terrific staff and customers new and old in the bar every night. I learned more about being a New Englander in the five years since I opened Professor Thom’s than in the 20 years I spent growing up in Boston.

I found across the bar in most of you a mild recalcitrance in common, some dogged unwillingness to completely open up until it was safe to do so. And the bar sure was safe. I learned from you that my guilt-obsessed, overly reserved, insecure, mistrustful personality was not just an awkward vestige of my Calvinist forbearers, but a true, not so subtle mark of being a New Englander. We’re guarded and then some. And we’ll be damned if we let on how we feel.

When you ask a New Englander, “How are you?” Generally, “OK” means fine, “Fine” means “great”. And “Great” means “terrible but I don’t want to burden you with my problems.” That is, until you become close to the person. At that point the answer is always “terrible”.

Furthermore, and most important, I now know where some of the Massachusetts suburbs are in relation to Boston. Whitman is south and South Hadley is west.

I know that Everyone from Brookline lives in New York City. Most of Newton too.

People from New Hampshire will never tell you which town they’re from because they assume you’ve never heard of it, even though we have all driven through almost the entirety of New Hampshire.

Rhode Island is small. People from there do all know each other. They just need five minutes (and three beers) sitting at the bar to work out how.

Mainers are nuts.

People who say they are from Lowell are from Haverhill, unless they say they’re from Haverhill. In that case, they’re from Dracut.

If you tell someone in New York you’re from Boston, you will be asked if you are from Southie. [Editors note: Since the release of “The Town” and its subsequent popularity, some have replaced the assumption of Southie with Charlestown. Same thing.] However, until the Afflecks do a movie about Brighton (where Old Benny boy shot “Zoom” as a tot) no one will understand that Brighton is part of Boston.

Those are but a few of the takeaways for me.

This isn’t meant to be negative. I already miss every single detail listed above.

I understand that not everyone that came into Thom’s was from New England, and, gasp, not everyone was a Sox fan. That’s what made Thom’s work. No matter where you were from, you could feel at home.

Also, I take with me terrific memories of Sox games and Celts and Pats games which are immortalized on YouTube and on DVD. Among other highlights were Clamapaloozas, a kick-off for Narragansett 3 years before they came to New York and dozens of Harpoon events. How about Bill Lee’s birthday party and Luis Tiant’s film premiere party? How about Freddy Lynn just hanging out at the bar drinking?

Although, I am not at Thom’s I still retain the honor of being Governor of Red Sox Nation for the state of New York. As such, I will host watch parties all season and a World Series Trophy party as season’s end.

Follow this occasional newsletter or my blog for updates on Sox parties and some of the writing I’m doing about baseball. Hell, follow me on Twitter.

If you have questions or comments about any of this, feel free to email me or post it on the blog or on Twitter.

Thank you sincerely for the past 5 years.

Chris

Is this the end? are you my friend?

It seems to me, you ought to be free.

You used to be mine when the chips were down.

You used to be mine when I weren’t around.

- Jonzun, Michael; Starr, Maurice

RIP Lou Gorman

2011-04-01T12:16:00.000-04:00

Boston.com is reporting that former Red Sox GM Lou Gorman passed away this morning. Best wishes to his family.

I'll try to dig up some interviews I did with him a few years back.

Red Sox vs. Yankees: This Time It's Impersonal

2011-03-03T12:06:00.002-05:00

This is big. Really big. Like Tron big. Yeah, that's it, Tron big. It's a lot of bling and build-up and TV special effects, which ultimately will give way to a hackneyed storyline. No, it's not Senior Tiger Blood's Charlie Sheen Circus. I'm talking about Red Sox versus Yankees in a game I like to call "Spring Training". And you can see it all tomorrow night at Thom's.

Think of all of the money you saved by not schlepping down to boring, sunny Florida for this otherwise meaningless game. So, come to Thom's tomorrow and spend some or all of that money! Yeah! Meaningless? Who said meaningless? This is a blood feud. Come to Thom's and get your drink on and get angry. 'Member what they did to us that time? Me too! It is on! Oh man, it is on. It may not be the first game of the year, but it's the first one that matters. See you there.

Who wrote the book of love? Harvey Frommer did. Didn't you know? Oh yeah. A few days ago the long awaited release of "Remembering Fenway Park" finally happened. Now you can own a book brave enough to feature both me and Triviamaster John Quinn among its interviewees. All Tron aside, this book is great and dang purty. The pre-sale price is still good on Amazon, so snatch it up while you have a chance. Harvey will be at the bar in a couple months to sign your copy and talk about the book.

Need more Sox scribbling? Read this little "once upon a time" about your favorite team. It's a doozy.

Triva answered: When did the Red Sox first wear Red Socks? Here's the answer and then some.

Tell me, tell me, tell me

Oh, who wrote the Book Of Love

I've got to know the answer

Was it someone from above

(Oh, I wonder, wonder who, mmbadoo-ooh, who)
(Who wrote the Book Of Love)

-Warren Davis, George Malone and Charles Patrick

“Otey and Jackie: An Unlikely Rivalry”

2011-03-01T12:58:00.005-05:00

“I was really curious if you remember anything about the tryout at Fenway for Jackie Robinson?”
“Yes, I know about that.”
“Do you remember it happening?”
“Yes, Cronin chose me - because I had good control - to throw batting practice to Robinson.”
“Oh, is that right?”

The first time I heard of Jackie Robinson’s 1945 tryout for the Red Sox, I was surprised that it had taken me so long to learn about it. I was a Sox fan. I had read plenty about my team and its history. On top of that, I had read loads about baseball history; somehow I had just missed this episode. I wasn’t alone, though. I asked around and was surprised to find that there were plenty of heavy-duty baseball fans who didn’t know about it either.

I learned some more about the Boston tryout and I found myself a tad proud. Sure, I would have been prouder if the Sox had signed Robinson. But they didn’t. Neither did they sign the other two Negro Leaguers who tried out with him, Sam Jethroe and Marvin Williams. Isadore Muchnick, though, an official representing the city of Boston, my home town, made the tryout happen. I liked that. I didn’t get caught up in the guilt of the Red Sox not signing Robinson on the basis of his race. To me, that was long in the past, a product of the time. Sure, my team missed a historical opportunity and the chance to pick up a Hall of Fame player. But so did every other team in the league, and every team in the other league, too - until the Dodgers

What interested me most was an obscure baseball story about a long-ago era in American history. I saw in Muchnick an ambitious, right-thinking man who acted without regard for his image or reputation, who became an integral link in the chain of events that led to baseball’s integration.

The coincidence that Jackie Robinson, the man who almost exactly two years later broke the color barrier in baseball, was one of the players there for a tryout has long since elevated this story from mere historical footnote to a significant, if not too widely known parable. However it has been repeated, the moral has always been the same: the Red Sox were racists. They could have had Jackie Robinson, but they didn’t want him because he was black.

This was the front bookend on a long shelf of evidence of the hiring bias of the Boston Red Sox. I thought such a cut and dried view of the tryout was too easy. That was another thing that always got me. It was a story that seemed to have been told wrongly for a long time. I decided I needed to find out more about what happened at that tryout.

The date and place I knew: Fenway Park, April 16, 1945. Why it happened and who was there was another matter.

The short of it was that some Boston politicians had pressured the local clubs on the issue of the color line. They rallied behind a City Councilman named Isadore Muchnick to compel the local Major League baseball teams (the Braves and the Red Sox) to audition black players while the color barrier still existed in baseball. The hope was that it would be a first step in breaking down that barrier. The Red Sox begrudgingly agreed, and the tryout happened. None of the three players were signed by the Red Sox. At its essence, that much of the story was mostly agreed upon.

In some versions Red Sox owner Tom Yawkey was there, in some he wasn’t. Those that had general manager Eddie Collins there usually had him indifferent to the whole affair. Most of the accounts included manager Joe Cronin, but only to say he had his back to the field.

There were supposedly white players trying out that day too. And, depending on whose account you read, they numbered as many as fifty.

I was fascinated by the mystery of it all. No one could agree on everything that happened. How could such an important event become so poorly understood? The official record of the tryout was so sparse that later accounts understandably offered conflicting and wildly differing descriptions. Even the Negro Leaguers themselves remembered few facts from that day, or the week they spent in Boston leading up to the tryout. I quickly assumed that since there were so many different versions of what had happened that none of them could be true. I set out to find out what really happened.

I read every contemporary newspaper and magazine account of the tryout and came to the conclusion that only one of the writers was actually there. Wendell Smith of the Pittsburgh Courier was instrumental in organizing the tryout, and likely wrote the only firsthand account of the day. To me, his version was likeliest to get the facts right. Other versions of the story, many of which contradicted Smith’s account, were based on second-hand retellings and probably not as accurate.

Next, I read what baseball writers had written about it more recently, and found that nearly nobody had found a witness to the event. This omission seemed strange to me. After all, people - lots of them - were there. Of course, the principals were long dead, but there had to be someone alive who remembered being at Fenway Park the day it happened. Or at least someone was alive who remembered talking to people who were there when it happened. Thus, I began my search for witnesses.

I asked just about anybody I could find associated with the Red Sox or baseball in general in 1945 and had learned nothing.

“Do you remember the tryout for Jackie Robinson at Fenway on April 16,1945?” I asked Dave “Boo” Ferriss, the 1945 rookie sensation, who won 21 games on the mound for the Red Sox that year, what he knew about it. He never heard of it. He wasn’t called up until April 29, two weeks after the tryout. So he wasn’t around and he swore no one ever mentioned it to him.

I asked teammates Bobby Doerr and Johnny Pesky what they had heard of the tryout. Nothing again. They weren’t back from the war yet at that time. And if they had known anything about it, they had long since forgotten.

I asked former Fenway office boy, Monsignor Thomas Daly. He knew the ins and outs of everyone and everything that went on at Fenway Park in the mid-forties. He could still recite the address of almost every employee of the ball club in 1945 (including Lefty Grove’s in Lonaconing, Maryland). Daly had attended the Negro League exhibitions at Fenway in the mid-forties, but he had never heard of Jackie Robinson auditioning for the team.

I even asked former Yankee General Manager, Lee MacPhail, now 93-years-old, who started working for the Yankees in 1945 when his father Larry became a co-owner of the team. All I received back was a curt, non-memory of the event. “No. I never heard of that.”

When I finally dialed the number of the oldest living Red Sox player, and one of only two players from the 1945 Red Sox roster still living, I wasn’t expecting much.

My modest expectations were completely blown away with what I found. Here was a 95-year-old, cup of coffee, war call-up named William Otis “Otey” Clark of Boscobel, Wisconsin, not just telling me that he had heard of the tryout, but describing important details of the day he threw to the Kansas City Monarchs shortstop and future trailblazer, Jack Roosevelt Robinson. He said, “Joe Cronin would say ‘take a little off’ and all of that.”

I recoiled. I actually pulled the phone away from my ear and stared at the receiver, wondering if I had heard him right. I wanted to believe Otey, but I had spoken to too many elderly former players, who remembered their careers frozen in great moments, and then filled in the missing details in no predictable order. I have heard players say they saw plays while playing for teams they never played on. I’m not being mean or even cynical. They weren’t lying. They were aging. And age plays a funny trick on memory.

Over the years, there were minutiae of their days in the bigs they never even imagined someone else would care about. Why should they have remembered it all? So some obsessed fan, who called himself a writer, could call them up and ask them for instant recall, decades after these trivial things passed? Selfishly, my answer was “yes”. I needed to know very obscure things about their playing days.

To their credit, the men I spoke with always did the best they could, and very few said no. But verifiable facts from them could be difficult to gain.

Truthfully, to be fair, just a few years ago, many of their stories could have easily entered the lore of baseball history - an old trunk full of dusty myths we love to hear and tell. In fact, lore was just what many of the stories of the Robinson tryout were based upon. Their most important details were misfitted hand-me-downs, reprinted on faith alone.

But with the recent advent of the internet, research has blown the dust off that trunk forever. When I did these interviews last year, any story from a 1945 issue of the Pittsburgh Courier could have been read from my home. Hell, I could have read it on my phone! Facts were checkable, and many of the great old stories were now, sadly, being shown to have been inaccurate. The myths were being busted.

That was, at essence, why I began studying the tryout. The mythology surrounding it had been taken as fact for so long, that the facts had been long ignored. And here was a fact on the other end of the line: Otey Clark pitched at the tryout for Jackie Robinson at Fenway Park in 1945.

My doubts about Otey faded; he seemed so sure. He described why he was there and at what time he came to the ball park. He remembered talking with a black reporter and how Jackie hit. He was right. He was there! Otey got only one year in the majors, the highlight of which was beating Bob Feller at Fenway Park. A neat happenstance, though, gave him another very notable performance.

Otey told me that his manager, Joe Cronin, called him up the day before and asked him to be at the ballpark at 10 am. He explained, “Cronin chose me because I had good control.” When he got there, he dressed and went out to the bullpen to warm up. According to Otey, Robinson hit well, but didn’t have a strong enough arm to play shortstop. He said, “I didn't think he could throw from the hole behind third.”

What was Otey doing there? Later accounts of that day mostly had high school players and other amateurs on the field with Robinson, Williams and Jethroe. Robinson even said later that he took it as a slight that he was made to try out with kids. But Robinson didn’t even recognize the “old man” giving him tips in the batting cage, Hugh Duffy. It’s very possible he would not have known who some of the current Sox players were.

Wendell Smith’s story said that the Negro Leaguers shared the field with seven white aspirants, not high school kids. Could some of them have been Red Sox players? If so, it was unlikely that Smith would have recognized the Red Sox wartime call-ups either, since many of them had never played a major league game.

Otey was the pitcher Smith described in his story as “an impressive, ambitious recruit”. He may have been trying to exaggerate the hitters’ performances by elevating the pitcher’s ability. But at a month shy of thirty-years-old, Otey was still very ambitious to be a major leaguer, and had some great games ahead of him. Officially, he wasn’t a major leaguer, yet. He wouldn’t be one until the next day, when he took the mound for the Sox in the seventh inning of the season opener at Yankee Stadium. There he pitched one-and-two-thirds no-hit innings with a strike out. His long aspirations were finally fulfilled.

As for being impressive, Otey impressed the Red Sox coaches well enough the previous fall. While pitching for the Red Sox AAA affiliate in Louisville, he threw thirteen innings with a dislocated kneecap he had suffered after being hit by a line drive from the first Baltimore Orioles batter he faced that day. “I’ve had worse than this playing football,” he said to his manager, Harry Leibold.

In 1945, he showed the Red Sox a flash of that toughness, when he beat Bob Feller 2-1 at Fenway Park on September 6, then shut out the A’s, also at home, on September 19. Both wins were complete games. In his next appearance, he gave up no earned runs in six and one-third innings of relief against the Yankees. Otey finished the 1945 season with four wins to four losses and a respectable 3.07 ERA.

In 1946, Otey found himself back in the minors, pitching with Louisville. Louisville had won the American Association title, which meant they played the champions of the International League in the Junior World Series. As fate would have it, in 1946 the International League champions were the Montreal Royals, whose star second baseman, Jackie Robinson, was just a year from being called up by the Dodgers. I asked Otey if he exchanged any words with Robinson when they met again. “Just hello,” he said.

Otey continued to play baseball for the next ten years or so, but never made it back to the majors. At the age of ninety-five, he had very few memories of his only season with the Red Sox, aside from pitching to Jackie Robinson and beating Bob Feller.

I was thrilled to find Otey and called him several times. Usually, he didn’t notice when I tested his memory by repeating the same questions. He just gave me the same answers every time.

Not only was Otey the oldest living Red Sox player, he was also the oldest living major leaguer born in Wisconsin. So, I contacted the Brewers in the hope of getting Otey a day of recognition at Miller Park. It didn’t happen. Otey politely declined to have anyone come to his home.

I last interviewed Otey on June 23. On October 20, he passed away at his home in Boscobel, Wisconsin. When I heard of his passing I felt terrible that I had never told anyone Otey’s story. For some stupid reason, I thought I had time.

Please leave questions or comments, or let me know if you’d like a copy of Wendell Smith’s article about the tryout emailed to you.

This isn’t meant to be the story of what happened at the tryout; that will come later. I only wrote this to introduce Otey to baseball fans who might not yet know him.

I’m writing a book about integrated baseball in Boston, for which I will give periodic updates here. Please follow the blog or check in occasionally. I happily welcome all feedback and new information.

Get Yourself Some Vintage Sox Uniforms

2011-01-03T09:15:00.001-05:00

There is a very cool story on "Hauls of Shame" today about replica Sox uniforms being available to the public as early as 1919. Oddly, Babe Ruth is pictured in the ad for the store. Why is that odd? Because this also just happens to be the 91st anniversary of his sale to the Yankees.

Links:

http://haulsofshame.com/blog/?p=3376&cpage=1#comment-15995

http://www.baseball-reference.com/bullpen/January_3

2011 Red Sox Nation Packages

2010-12-22T15:31:00.000-05:00

The 2011 Red Sox Nation packages are now available by going to redsoxnation.com.

Fan Pack – $14.95

2011 Commemorative Citizenship Card

2011 Red Sox Nation decal

2011 MLB.com® Gameday Audio for your PC

Personalized jersey picture with season schedule

Special early entry and access to Green Monster for batting practice (with valid game ticket)*

Eligibility for seat upgrades and prizes (with valid game ticket)*

10% discount at the Red Sox Team Store*

10% discount at the redsox.com® Online Shop*

Special redsox.com Shop offers throughout the season

Exclusive access to citizens-only section on redsox.com

Eligibility to enter RSN-only ticket opportunities*

Opportunity to receive a 30-day trial to the MLB Insiders Club*

Souvenir Pack – $29.95

Exclusive RSN t-shirt

Plus all Fan Pack benefits

Pre-Sale Pack – $60 – Limited time only

Exclusive opportunity to purchase up to four (4) tickets before the General Public Ticket On-sale

Fenway Park tour for two

Exclusive RSN t-shirt

Plus all Fan Pack benefits

Monster Pack – $299 – Limited quantity

Guaranteed Opportunity to purchase up to two (2) Green Monster tickets to a select 2011 Red Sox game

Exclusive opportunity to purchase up to four (4) tickets before the General Public Ticket On-sale

Fenway Park tour for four

Exclusive RSN t-shirt

Plus all Fan Pack benefits

Aaron Rodgers Out vs. Pats?

2010-12-16T14:38:00.000-05:00

According to what they're saying in Milwaukee, Rodgers is unlikely to play for the Packers Sunday. And if he does play, it will be without the benefit of any film study. Win-win for the Pats. Story below:

Flynn likely to start at QB after Rodgers' concussion

By Gary D’Amato of the Journal Sentinel
Green Bay — Matt Flynn is used to dealing with a lot of reporters on Wednesday afternoons.
It was a bit different this week because he was actually talking to them.

Flynn's cubicle is next to Aaron Rodgers' in the Green Bay Packers' locker room and Rodgers typically addresses the media on Wednesdays. Sometimes Flynn, rendered all but invisible, has to wait for the interview to break up in order to get to his locker.

He had to wade through a knot of reporters again Wednesday, but this time they were waiting to talk to him.

"Typical Wednesday," Flynn joked. "A few more people."

All eyes are on Flynn, the third-year quarterback from Louisiana State who could get his first NFL start Sunday night against the New England Patriots at Gillette Stadium in Foxborough, Mass...

Sox Stories

2010-12-16T11:00:00.000-05:00

The more things change...

"In ’47, Tom Yawkey wrote the script for Gonzalez-Crawford story"
By Clark Booth

"Fast forward 63 years to Orlando, Florida, alongside Disneyland, where organized baseball’s annual winter meetings, which gleefully celebrate the modern game’s wretched excess, have lately been held in a spectacular setting rich with bombast, illusion, and desperate yearning. And there is this question, worth considering: In 63 years, how much has really changed?"

"Arroyo set for start in Foxboro"
BY MEREDITH TIBBETTS

"Ex-Red Sox hurler performs acoustic concert Friday at Showcase

FOXBORO - Former Red Sox pitcher Bronson Arroyo is back in the area this weekend. He brought fans to their feet at Fenway years ago, and hopes to do the same Friday night at Showcase Live at Patriot Place. But this time he will have his guitar in hand, not a baseball."

Todays Headlines: Cliff Lee to Phil-Lees

2010-12-14T11:23:00.000-05:00

"Lee picks Phillies over Yankees"

By GEORGE A. KING III

"...Before midnight they were told by Lee's agent, Darek Braunecker, that Lee "was headed in a different direction." Minutes later, Texas was informed Lee was going to Philadelphia..."

Pats

"The numbers don’t lie"

By Dan Shaughnessy

"...The Patriots have not committed a turnover in their last five games. They have only nine turnovers all season. The NFL record for fewest turnovers is 13..."

Celts

"C's hold steady in power rankings"
By Chris Forsberg

"...No team in history before these Celts had ever started 16-4 in four seasons running..."

Sox

"Sox still have one big hole"

Guerrier is coveted as GM Epstein tries to fix bullpen
By Peter Abraham
"...The bullpen remains, if not a mess, at least a work in progress..."

Bruins

It is now illegal to injure Bruins. I wonder what changed?

"Shelley suspended for two games"
by Fluto Shinzawa

A Recipe out of Left-Field

2010-12-09T12:54:00.000-05:00

Shiver me splinters, the "New York Times" ran this splendid recipe for Ted Williams’s Fenway Chowder in their Dining Section on Wednesday. Next week look for Wrecks Ryan's recipe for humble pie.

Adapted from “One Big Table” by Molly O’Neill (Simon & Schuster)

Time: 30 minutes

3 tablespoons bacon fat, lard or vegetable oil
1 small onion, minced
1 large shallot, minced
1/4 cup finely chopped red bell pepper
1/4 cup finely chopped green bell pepper
2 teaspoons Lawry’s Seasoned Salt
2 teaspoons Old Bay Seasoning
2 teaspoons dried thyme
1 1/2 teaspoons dried garlic flakes
8 ounces skinless fillets of grouper, red snapper or a combination, cut into bite-size pieces
1 pint chopped shucked clams (or use half clams and half bay scallops), drained, juices reserved
4 cups whole milk
2 cups half-and-half
1/4 cup dry sherry
1 pound mussels in the shell, scrubbed and debearded
1 dozen (about 8 ounces) chopped shucked oysters, with their juice
2 small white potatoes, peeled and diced small
1/2 cup fresh or thawed frozen corn kernels
2 teaspoons fresh lemon juice
1/2 cup heavy cream
Kosher salt and black pepper.

1. In a large heavy pot, heat fat over medium heat. Add onion, shallot and bell peppers, and cook, stirring, until soft, about 5 minutes. Add seasoned salt, Old Bay, thyme and garlic flakes and cook about 1 minute, until aromatic. Add fish and clams and cook, stirring, 3 minutes, until fish is just opaque.

2. Add milk, half-and-half, sherry and reserved clam juices and bring to a simmer. Add mussels, oysters with their juices, potatoes and corn, and simmer very gently until mussels open and potatoes are tender, 5 to 8 minutes. If desired, remove mussels from shell and return to the soup.

3. Stir in lemon juice and cream. Season to taste with salt and pepper, and serve.

Yield: 10 to 12 servings.

Sox sign Carl Crawford

2010-12-09T00:38:00.000-05:00

In an absolutely surprising move, the Boston Red Sox apparently signed former Tampa Bay outfielder Carl Crawford for a deal worth $142 million over 7 years.

Are the Sox done yet?

On This Day - Blech!

2010-11-27T10:44:00.002-05:00

1941 - Joe DiMaggio is named American League Most Valuable Player. His 56-game hitting streak edges out Ted Williams and his .406 batting average for the award (291 points for DiMaggio and 254 for Williams).

1947 - Triple Crown winner Ted Williams (.343, 32 HR,162 RBI) is edged out by Joe DiMaggio (.315, 20, 97) for the American League MVP Award by one point. One BBWAA member fails to include Williams anywhere on his ballot.

Onward to The Playoffs

2010-09-21T13:50:00.006-04:00

This is it, your very last chance to see the Sox begin their climb atop the American League East on their way to post-season glory. Ahhhh. In this issue of "You Have to Believe" there is a paid lunch, free beer and a great book. Details below.

This Friday the Red Sox invade New York with a few surprises, guys the Yankees have never even seen. What will the Yankees do with Lars Anderson and Yamaico Navarro? Huh? Nothing. These guys are unknowns. The Sox should be able to score dozens of runs this weekend while enjoying one clutch performance after another from their pitching.

So, you will need to be in the right frame of mind to celebrate this amazing comeback. Right?

Friday morning join the BLOHARDS and their merry show at the Princeton Club. This biennial brunch is the most talked about meal of the day twice a-year and features former Red Sox, current Red Sox, TV personalities and a load of Sox fan fun. Tickets are still available. Contact: jbpkillianATgmail.com. Free drinks to the first ten people who mention the name "Win Remmerswaal" and his lifetime ERA.

Friday night there is a lollapalooza waiting for you at Thom's.

Gabriel Schechter will be present selling copies of his bestselling book "This BAD Day in Yankee History". There will be Red Sox trivia too. You must have this book. You must give this book to people you love. The winners will get copies of Gabe's book and - get this - beer!

We moved Harpoon's Third Thursday event to Friday. That means lots of free beer for you! Drink Harpoon and you'll get a raffle ticket to win free beer. Answer some Sox trivia questions: free beer. Free beer! So good, so good…

A Yankee Stadium First: Browns' Thomspon Integrates the Bronx

2010-07-22T21:53:00.002-04:00

On this day, 63 years ago, in a packed ballpark on a Tuesday night in the Bronx, Hank Thompson became the first black major leaguer to bat at Yankee Stadium in a regular season game when he led off for the visiting St. Louis Browns.

More than 50,000 Yankee fans-nearly double the attendance of Jackie Robinson’s momentous first game at Ebbet’s Field with the Dodgers three months before-came out to see the last-place Browns on July 22, 1947, whose roster was the first to include two black players, Hank Thompson and Willard Brown.

The two Negro League All-Stars were signed by the Browns from the Kansas City Monarchs one week earlier in attempt by St. Louis owner Dick Muckerman to boost ticket sales for his struggling franchise which had recently seen fewer than 500 tickets sold for a home game against the Senators. After five weeks, with no improvement in home attendance, the Browns declared “the trial” a failure and cut both players.

New York fans may not remember Hank Thompson’s place in Yankees history, but they may recall that he was later a standout at the Polo Grounds for two pennant winning Giants teams. After returning to the Monarchs briefly, Thompson was signed by the New York Giants in 1949 and began a new round of firsts for a black player in the in the National League. He was the first black player to play in both leagues and the first player to break the color barrier for two teams. In a game against the Dodgers, he was the first black player to face a black pitcher (Don Newcombe). Then, in 1951, together with Willie Mays and Monte Irvin, Thompson became a member of the first all black outfield in major league history.

The Giants won the pennant in 1951 (You might have heard!) and lost in the World Series to the Yankees, which brought Thompson back to the Stadium to face New York’s only remaining all-white team. In 1954, Thompson hit .364 in the post-season for the Giants who defeated the Indians in the World Series.

R.I.P. Cappy Harada, A Forgotten Baseball Great

2010-07-02T16:07:00.001-04:00

I got an email yesterday from a friend of mine in Japan that works for Japanese TV. The subject was "Sad News". I saw the header on my phone and thought instantly what it must have meant: "Cappy died." Then I looked at the link and saw it was to something that said "Asahi". Maybe the email was about Japanese beer. So, I exhaled and saved the email to read after I got some dinner.

I didn't remember Asahi was a newspaper too until I finally clicked the link and saw the dreaded headline "Cappy Harada, who shaped Japan-U.S. baseball, dies at 88".

I found out about Tsuneo "Cappy" Harada when doing some research about the Brooklyn Dodgers visiting Japan for a project my friend Pete was working on. Every time I read something about major leaguers going to Japan after World War II Cappy's name came up as an aside, almost in the margins. He was just there. He would be the fourth guy in a picture with Lefty O'Doul and other U.S. stars. He would be shown alongside MacArthur and an Asian dignitaries. He was always there, and I thought, "Who the hell is this guy?"

We interviewed Cappy in his home in Palm Desert, California where grapefruit trees lined his street and roadrunners ran in the yard. He thrilled us with tales of pre-WWII baseball in California and the battle in the Pacific. He spoke intimately about MacArthur, Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe. He enjoyed every second of recounting his long, fascinating life. I could hardly believe that this man's story was relatively unknown.

Below is a short biography I wrote about Cappy when I was organizing my thoughts for the project. It's far from complete, but gives you some idea of who he was. (Actually, I'm not sure I even wrote it. It just isn't very good, so I assumed it was by me.)

I'll try to write a more complete elegy this week.

Tsuneo “Cappy” Harada was born in Santa Maria, California in 1921 to immigrant Japanese parents. The consummate athlete, he earned the name Cappy by being captain of his high school basketball, baseball, and football teams.

In 1935 the first Japanese professional baseball team, which later became the Tokyo Giants, toured the U.S. playing exhibitions against amateur and professional teams. Cappy acted as second baseman and translator for a local 9 made up of merchants who scrimmaged against the Giants. At but 14 years old he had begun what would become a lifelong relationship with professional Japanese baseball.

While being scouted by the St. Louis Cardinals Cappy chose to enlist in the U.S. Army following the attack on Pearl Harbor. He was assigned to work with MacArthur as a Japanese interpreter and code breaker during the War and later joined MacArthur’s inner circle in running occupied Japan. As MacArthur grew frustrated at the progress of rebuilding Japan Cappy became instrumental in encouraging the return of baseball to the Japanese people who had seen their most beloved sport banned by their own government towards the end of the War. Cappy oversaw the revival of college baseball first, then professional, then the famed Koshien high school baseball tournament. In bringing about the return of professional baseball he invited American pros to tour Japan on good will tours beginning in 1949.

Cappy returned to American and became a scout for the San Francisco Giants introducing the first Japanese player, Masanori Murakami, to America in 1964. Cappy went on to become general manager of the Lodi Crushers.

Here are some more stories about Cappy:

Short bio
A short obit
A Bio from the Japanese Consulate General in LA
A John Holway story reprinted by The Baseball Guru

A Two-Fer at Thom's Tonight

2010-05-18T12:46:00.001-04:00

It turns out I could have gone to Harvard after all. All I had to do was apply myself and be a little more creative like this guy, the Al Stump of undergrads. My problem was always telling the truth and doing my own work and getting turned down by colleges. Who knew?

Who cares about a phony-baloney intellectual? We got a real bona fide philosopher at Thom’s tonight. Who is this Nietzsche of the local Nine? The Descartes of the Diamond? The Santayana of the Sox? Glad you asked. It’s none other than a Thommy, Michael Macomber, author of “The Red Sox and Philosophy”. This heady tome even has a chapter about Professor Thom’s! Meet the author tonight at Thom’s. He’ll be doing a reading around 6 pm and selling the books all night long.

Tonight is a Two-fer.

First at 7 pm, the Sox take on the Yankees in a, ahm, oh I can’t even talk about it. Someone just please get Tim Wakefield a win. I thought when he went to the bullpen that it was the best way for him to get wins, since the Sox blow so many leads. But last night...He needs just 18 wins to be the Sox all-time winningest pitcher and 5 home wins to have the most ever at Fenway Park. Somebody help the man out.

At 8:30 The Celtics show off their own version of Run Prevention when they attempt to once again shut down Orlando’s fast break (Oops. That was Orlando's break fast). Game One was typical Celts: Three quarters of blow-out basketball, then came Act IV and the Celts began a tragic performance nearly blowing a mighty lead. In the end it was a road win to start the series and shift the home court advantage to the good guys.

In Game Two we should see the same game plan. Rondo will defend the point well enough to make early entry passes to Howard difficult. And the offense will go through Ray Allen, the forgotten man on the wing. If Ray can hit, forget it.

More Thommies in the News:

Going to be in Boston tomorrow? Stop by the team store on 19 Yawkey Way to meet Bill Lee at the reading and signing for “Cardboard Gods”.

Need a good gift for the Sox fan in your life? Check out the nifty hand made products at Redd's Threads.

On This Day:

1912 - Historic Fenway Park in Boston is officially dedicated, as the Red Sox host the Chicago White Sox . Playing in front of an overflow crowd, the Red Sox lose the game, 5 - 2.

Lucky 7's Jackpot

2010-04-23T15:15:00.003-04:00

Tonight. Tonight. Tonight. Ooooh, ooh. It's the triple 7 jackpot tonight when the Celts, the B's, and the Sox all begin at the same time. Holy Crap, we had better start cooking the nachos now! Where to begin?

The Sox have sucked bad lately. Is there any other way to put it? [actually, there is. The built in grammar corrector wants me to say "sucked badly lately", but the Sox don't deserve that many adverbs.] "Run prevention" has turned into run dementia as the Sox' defense and pitching more resemble that of the Thom's softball team than contenders. Enter the Orioles. God bless the oasis that has always been the Baltimore Orioles. They are the only team behind us in the standings right now and should be an easy match-up for the Sox. Should be. Should be! Anyway-

The Broons are goal preventing greatly lately. A double overtime thriller has the Black and Gold up 3 games to 1 and in the catbird's seat going in to game 5 tonight. If they win they will play the winner of the Senators/Penguins series and hopefully, finally, get some ugly revenge on Pittsburgh for knocking Savard out for the season (probably). I wonder what this guy will have to say about it (Listen carefully as to why they're fighting.)?

The Celts sans Garnett played awesomely behind the hustle and girth of Big Babily in Game 2. The Heat were determined to teach the Celts a lesson after Garnett got into it with 6 or 7 of them on their bench (What a coward!) and boy did they. The Heat showed Garnett that the Celts could play really well with out him and that hurt his feelings.

Game 3 is tonight in Miami and it promises to be packed with Celts fans. I just got back from that area and it's the Boston Riviera right now as April vacation has found New Englanders all over Florida. The radio ads down their proudly trumpeted that there are still plenty if tickets for the game for sale (starting at $10). Huge mistake, guys. All the New England families do down there is sit on the beach, eat free popcorn, drink blue cocktails, and listen to the radio. And, when they hear how cheap the tickets are compared to the other attractions-The Monkey Jungle in Miami, for instance, was $30 to get in-they'll be lining up like roast beef is free at Kelly's.

In other important news, the Boston Public Library is under attack. Read all about the effort to stop the insanity here: Chin Music by Glen Stout.

And speaking of chin music, the thieves of baseball's history are getting it high and tight right now thanks to the effort of the new website Hauls of Shame. Read all about the efforts to return the most important documents of baseball history to their rightful owners: the libraries.

Big Day for Boston?

2010-04-11T09:19:00.016-04:00

Am I mistaken or did Boston have a great day yesterday? The Sox, The Celts, and the Bruins all won. And, BC Hockey won the national championship For Boston. This all followed a miserable Friday collapse by the Sox in Kansas City and a Celtics drubbing at the hands of the Bullets.

The Sox beat Greinke and the Royals with 5 homeruns-two of them back-to-back by Hermida and Varitek in the fifth against Greinke. The Royals announcers seemed like they couldn't have been more disinterested in the dingers against their ace who gave up but 11 all of last year on his way to a Cy Young award.

The Celts led by Rasheed Wallace-start over-The Celts beat the Bucks. Garnett didn't play. Bogut couldn't play. Big Baby decided that instead of fighting little Jennings, this time he was going to fight the aged Kurt Thomas. Does Big Baby know that the MMA figters he dreams of facing will be slightly more ferocious? What I took from this game is Ray Allen is playing good basketball going into the playoffs. That's huge.

The Bruins are playing decent hockey right now. Their defense has been sharp and their passing terrific leaving them many good scoring opportunities every game. They just haven't been able to finish until yesterday when they put three short handed goals in in a 64-second span against Carolina winning 4-2 and clinching a playoff spot. With the win they avoided a first round match-up with today's opponent, Washington.

Before the championship game the commentators said that Wisconsin was possibly the best defense all-time in college hockey. That sounded something like the laurels Peyton Manning was receiving before the last Superbowl. He was the best quarterback ever, until he lost. Well, it would be hard to call the Badgers the best defense ever after giving up 4 third period goals to the Eagles who won the national championship 5 to zip over the Badgers.

It was a good day.

For Boston, for Boston,

Thy glory is our own!

For Boston, for Boston,

'Tis here that Truth is known.

-T.J. Hurley

Isn't it Grand?

2010-04-10T22:50:00.001-04:00

Holy Crap! God Bless the Yankees for hiring the worst broadcasters in the game. John Sterling hit a low so low that Phil Mushnick couldn't even make fun of him. It's just too easy. Listen: Send in the Clown.

Huge Opener at Fenway

2010-04-05T12:24:00.000-04:00

Huge kickoff to the season (and my fantasy team-thank Youk) last night.

We were wondering just how many would show up at Thom's for the Opener given the late start and the holidays; we'll never wonder again. The place was packed.

In case you were trapped in Worcester or something, here's some video of what you missed: Exclusive Thom's Opener Video.

Regardless of where you watched it, it was a great game, sort of, unless you're a Beckett owner, then you're team got off to a rough start. (And, for all of you CC owners, GFY.)

Oh, to be at Fenway last night. Pedro threw out the first pitch. Herb Brooks was there. Steven Tyler sang. And, to top it off, Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show's Neil Leslie Diamond sang what he sings.

Then there was baseball. Youk pounded the ball and Pedroia took advatage of a poor, washed up pitcher. In the end, the comeback was glorious if for no other reason the cheering crowd washed out Michael Kay's voice in the bar. (Big fat GFY to YES too.) But, unknown to the rest of the world is the real reason the Sox won: The Jorge Hex. Yes, a Jorge Pasado bobblehead doll was duly hexed causing the critical passed ball last night. Hip-Hip...

How good was last night's game? CHB had nothing bad to say. 'Nuff Ced.

Tomorrow night it's back om at Thom's. Game 2 of 2010. We'll have some give-aways and, as always, Thom's Ale and Spaceman Ale are $4 during the game.

Don't forget the Celts and Bruins (fingers crossed) are playoffs bound. We'll have all of those games and the NCAA Championship tonight and BC in the Frozen Four on Thursday. Not enough? Need more? Ok, Tuesday night my Lady Huskies play for the championship, again! How do you like them apples?

So, come out and while you're there get a taste of our own rivalry brewing in the hood.

Great moments are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here, tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we skate with 'em. Tonight, we stay with 'em, and we shut them down because we can! Tonight, we are the greatest hockey team in the world. You were born to be hockey players -- every one of ya. And you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Their time -- is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearin' about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. Screw 'em! This is your time!! Now go out there and take it!

-Herb

New England News Items

2010-03-26T13:51:00.002-04:00

The pressing matter for Sox fans is Papi's Wrist. Follow the preceding link for an analysis of what we can expect out of it.

Ever dreamed of getting on the field at Fenway? You don't have to be a good baseball player, just a good person: Red Sox Run.

A-Rod's in trouble again.

The Pats love their draft packs and have plaenty of them, but when will they learn how to use them? Pats picks.

Ahhh

2010-03-11T12:32:00.000-05:00

We're Back

2010-02-21T13:02:00.001-05:00

We're Back!

And now it's time to party!

On Monday, February 22 Thom's will re-open it's doors after a, ahm, break-vacation. Yeah, that's the ticket, the bar was on vacation.

Well, it's back and got some nice rest and color in the process. During the time off we weren't idle: the floors and the bar downstairs have been swept and even cleaned. So, come on in and muss them up again.

Thank you all for your concern and emails and offers to write the Community board on our behalf. It was truly flattering.

Because of your loyalty, all week we'll have grand re-opening parties:

Monday: Lobster Mondays will run as planned plus Happy Hour will be from open to close.

Tuesday: Trivia with John Quinn and re-opening brought to you by Union Beer Distributors. All Union products like Smuttynose, Ommegang, and Sierra Nevada will be $2 off.

Wednesday: Bingo is back Bigtime! Check it out with $1 sliders and Heineken and Amstel specials all night.

Thursday: Harpoon Brewery will be on hand for give-aways galore and specials on their beers which will be aplenty.

In addition, Happy Hour will be extended to 8 pm all week!

As a bonus we will show you the best Winter Olympic events from the day on tape delay so they're on when you get there. How about them apples?

Thom's Temporarily Closed.

2010-02-04T11:41:00.002-05:00

"Breaking rocks in the hot sun..."

It's possible you've heard the rumors already: Thom's is closed! Due to a procedural error regarding the renewal of our liquor license the bar will not be open again until at earliest February 22.

The truth is that this is a common mistake made by bars and restaurants for which the local community boards have authority to grant waivers. However, they said, "We can not grant waivers to bars with a history of complaints." The "history" in question was a March 2009 anonymous letter complaining of someone loitering outside the bar.

So, 'fess up! Which one of you was it? Which one of you stopped walking for a millisecond on our sidewalk drawing the ire of a local care-too-well? Which of you inspires letters?

It doesn't matter really. It's a system they have in place to force bars to face their complainants and we're stuck in it.

While we will try to open earlier than stated above, for now we remain shut.

In all honesty we apologize for this great inconvenience to our guests and staff alike. Thank you for all of your kind words in this matter and we hope to see you soon at the grand reopening!

Keep up with events here on the bar's Sox Blog and Q's Blog.

Read below for all of the things you will not be missing.

"Here comes the blind commissioner

They've got him in a trance

One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker

The other is in his pants

And the riot squad they're restless

They need somewhere to go..."

________________________________

On this date in:

1783 - Britain declared a formal cessation of hostilities with its former colonies, the United States of America.

1938 - The play "Our Town", by Thornton Wilder, opened in New York City.

Rondo at WR

2010-01-08T15:19:00.001-05:00

Like I always say, “Rondo rules.” Ok, so maybe I’ve been a little rough on Rondo because he seemed to turn into a circus bear 15% of the time, juggling the ball for no apparent reason then mauling anyone near him, (although, I often like whom he chooses to maul). But, last night, like he’s done several times this season, he carried the Celts to victory, first with this play, then an OT where he outscored the Heat himself. I bet we could get a lot for him in trade now…

Fact: The Pats have never won a Superbowl with Wes Welker on their team. While there’s no denying that Welker has been unreal for Brady the reality is David Patton, and Bethel Johnson have been enough in the past. I know, one step at a time.

The playoffs looks good for the Pats. The Ravens always find someone way to lose to us then blame the refs-besides, they’ll always be jealous because Edgar Allan Poe was actually from Boston. Anyone can die in Baltimore- and the Colts have already gone home for the year. All that’s left is the Chargers who are bound to be arrested before we’d have to face them. So, that’s clear sailing to the Superbowl and plenty of time to re-sign Bethel Johnson and David Patton in the meanwhile.

The Pats game is this Sunday at 1 pm. We still do not take reservations. However, 2 floors will be open for the game.

More Thoms Foolery

It is really “THE” Rivalry in all of sports although few people care in the least bit about it. Well, we do. This Friday night BC and BU will meet on the neutral ground that is Fenway Park to play hockey. It’s the ghost of Harry Agannis vs. the ghost of Lou Merloni.

What else is going on in New England? Surprise! More wackiness in New Bedford.

Thommies in The News

This Sunday night at 10 pm on MLB Network check out the film “Holy Land Hardball” by Thom’s regular and filmmaker Brett Rapkin. Then in two weeks catch Brett’s film “Spaceman: A Baseball Odyssey” on MLB on the 24th.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

-E.A. Poe

Happy Anniversary

2009-12-17T13:38:00.001-05:00

Ah, the hot stove is heating up. How nice it would be to visit the homeland again. [A salty tear falls to the keyboard rendering the tilde all but useless.] The Sox have a couple new left-fielders and a new pitcher and a new shortstop and the tragedy of it all is these guys won’t be able to see any of it while they’re at work. That’s the Calvinist state that is Massachusetts for you. Meanwhile the Yankees just keep getting stronger (please click).

Shoot down the state a bit to Buzzards Bay and a late library book is being more heavily punished then a 98-year-old killer. Why? Because that’s how New Bedford rolls. They eat barbecue octopus from a can and they do not like you taking over their room. Do not live to 100 and never keep a book past it’s due date.

When asked why she did it 98-year-old Laura Lundquist said, “She’s been wicked aggravatin’ for-like-70, 80 years. I had enough of that old bag.” When the obvious pun was pointed out to Mrs. Lundquist she pulled a shiv on the reporter.

*****

Tonight at Thom’s we take a walk down memory lane as we half-heartedly celebrate our 4th anniversary. Come in and try some new Harpoon beers and get some free stuff.

*****

Still looking for that perfect Xmas gift? Well, look no further. The Thom’s store has a collection of books, music and dvds from people that have been to Thom’s. Please support our regulars. Featured right now is Bill Simmons’ “The Book of Basketball: The NBA According to The Sports Guy”. The Sports Guy did a signing at Thom’s last month where about 1000 people showed up.

How about “This Bad Day in Yankee History” by Gabriel Schechter? The author will be in very soon to help us conduct a little off-season trivia party.

Or, the perfect hat for the big baseball fan in your family. These custom made caps won’t be available for much longer, so jump on it while you can.

Still stuck? Ok, candle pins make a good gift.

Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Haaappy Anniversary

Pour a cheerful toast and fill it
Happy Anniversary
But be careful you don't spill it
Happy Anniversary

-by Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera

Click for video

Lobsterpalooza!

2009-11-30T12:58:00.001-05:00

The reporter said, “Bill Belichick was so excited about tonight’s Pats game I saw him *blank*.” (please click for theme music)

I admit it. I’m a “Match Game” junkie. I usually watch two to three episodes every afternoon while feeding the kids. And, before you say it, I know I’m making them junkies too. But what can I do?

I guess I’ll focus on some of my other addictions for a while, namely the Pats and shellfish. Tonight the two combine in an as yet unprecedented performance we like to call Lobsterpalooza.

Yes, while the Pats are ending the ‘aints lossless season we will be serving up some whole lobster dinners and lobster rolls and raw clams and steamed clams. All of them at very reasonable prices. Wow! Thom Brady and lobster. While supplies last.

The Times-Picayune (I realize that “picayune means small and trivial, but-) has found five reasons the Saints will beat the Pats. Now, I think the Saints are a terrific team but comparing Belichick’s first four years with the Browns and Payton’s first four with the Saints is hardly strong sports journalism. History matters little. Where it counts is our lobsters are bigger than their lobsters.

If you find that you’ve eaten too much tonight celebrating the Pats bacchanalian like you were up too late dancing to Al B. Sure at Venus De Milo’s in 1988 then here’s some virtual ipecac to ease the burden on your stomach. You’re guaranteed to heave.

Woo
Ah, can you feel it, baby
I can
Ooh
Excuse me, do you think that I might be able to touch you
{Who me}

-Albert Joseph Brown III

A Yankee Theatre Review

2009-11-06T12:16:00.000-05:00

Theater Review

“Like You’ve Been There Before”

by D.L. Pedroia

In the opening scene of “Like You’ve Been There Before” we are struck in the face by its audacity like a whipped-cream pie thrown from the ghostly hand of Soupy Sales. (Correction: whipped-cream has more substance. This pie is a money-shot and borne therefrom. Without treacle, spice, or nuance it sticks, runs, and then lingers for all too long leaving your face to beg “clean me”. )

Yes, in a thus far uninspiring theater season add one more play to the list of disappointments. The long and begrudgingly anticipated premier of the George Steinbrenner Production “Like You’ve Been There Before” opened off-off-Broadway last night to a packed house.

The play starts smack dab in the midst of a bacchanalian where all of the players known collectively as the Emmephwhy are introduced en masse dousing each other with celebratory libations. The cause of their celebration is insignificant as it appears to be long presumed by all partakers. Mutual, manly affection takes the place of the first lines spoken and then there they are: a clotted jumble of self-satisfied “I’s” and “Me’s” bellows with migrainic pulses reminiscent of the chorus of last year’s surprising hit musical “Robber Barons”. Before breaking off individually the players repeat insincere mantras setting the tone for a religiously decadent evening, of sorts.

For those familiar with the author Brian Cashman’s previous work, this should be no surprise. His style hearkens back to a simpler time in theater when a producer was all-powerful and his play was a projection of his wealth and insecurities. The writer was then his salaried medium whose job it was to transcribe the ramblings of a rich man drunk on his own affection. The aptronymic Cashman said in an interview three years ago, “Either you love my work blindly or you want to punch me in the face.”

Like a poorly planned film about the ascent of Everest this play starts at the top and goes downhill quickly. Sub-par acting and acrid metaphor is its Sherpa.

The performances in general have the feeling of being long over-prepared. Alex Rodriguez who plays the lead is again unconvincing as an everyman (Jack Ashe) whose every noble effort is done in anonymity for the greater good. Instead, he cyanoticaly mouths his lines as many of our players do. Derek Jeter plays lead number two (Cap'n Fispump) consistently, and entirely deserving of the Tony and Oscar he was awarded before the show opened. He touches on every intangible trait you would expect from a great thespian. Hideki Matsui soars in a supporting role performing the entirety of the play in a horrific kabuki mask. But his abilities seem somehow misplaced. His cadence and maturity feel more fitting for the work of niche director Jack Horner then this maudlin stage.

A surprising bright spot was the young actor Mark Teixera fresh off his off his triumphant portrayal in “Equus" at the Mercenary Lane Theatre. His performance as Johnny Statuary is understated and especially appreciated by out-of-towners. Joe Girardi in the role of Chief of the Emmephwhy is brash and plodding, and, in my opinion, too over-written to be believable. The idea that such a clumsy man could lead the Emmephwhy anywhere but to oblivion is laughably preposterous.

The veteran histrion Andy Pettitte is not unimpressive as much as he is perplexing. At times he seems to be repeating lines and stage direction to himself then looking to the rafters for guidance.

In a strange fit of whimsy Cashman wrote in a mythical Greek figure Testosterones who is able to buttress struggling members of the Emmephwhy finding heretofore unfounded strength in the frail and aged. We meet Testosterones first through Pettitte who plays the character Irving Maxwell Redeemd. Redeemd is born anew through the soft touch of the Greek mentor whose presence is clearly meant to impress predestiny for the all too sympathetic Emmephwhy.

Despite a few bright spots “Like You’ve Been There Before” is on a whole vulgar and unnecessary in a world filled with disappointments; murder is a kinder way to spend an evening.

“Like You’ve Been There Before”

Written and directed by Brian Cashman and produced by Geo. Steinbrenner plays forever at the House that Taxpayers Built. Tickets range from $150-2500.

Happy Anniversary

2009-10-27T14:42:00.001-04:00

Where were you when the walls of Jericho fell? 5 years ago today your Boston Red Sox won their eighth straight play-off game and took the 2004 World Series in grand fashion. So, Happy Anniversary!

I remember I was at a bar in the West Village with a few friends finishing up a party that had begun more than a week before. The streets filled and the cops came and I’ve felt pretty good ever since.

It’s not easy to commemorate a day such as this; almost all efforts would seem insincere. We’ll try anyhow. The traditional gift for a 5th anniversary is wood. So, I asked the NBA to have the Celtics tip-off their season on the hardwood against the Cavs. Not bad huh? Come in and support the Celts and talk about your 2004 story.

Tonight at 7:30 your Boston Celtics will take on the LeBron Cavaliers in LeBronton, Ohio. It should be a LeBronian night for all as the LeBron LeBron Lebrons the Lebron. Got it? The NBA is dying to make this the LeBronba, but a healthy Garnett and a psychotic ‘Sheed should have something to say about that. And, if Pierce decides he’s going to try and not just walk around and fall like he did against Orlando last year, watch out! Get there early for your seat.

And speaking of getting there early, don’t forget “The Sports Guy” Bill Simmons will be in the house tomorrow signing copied of his new book, “The Book of Basketball: The NBA According to The Sports Guy”

Through the years, you've never let me down
You turned my life around, the sweetest days I've found
I've found with you ... Through the years
I've never been afraid, I've loved the life we've made
And I'm so glad I've stayed, right here with you
Through the years

-Kenneth Ray Rogers

Mariano Caught Cheating?

2009-10-20T14:18:00.000-04:00

You be the judge. So far only bloggers have picked up this story, but I think by the evening you'll see mention on ESPN at least. The footage of last night's game shows Rivera clearly looking down at the ball and hucking a loogy on it, then throwing a pitch.

Does this explain why that cutter cuts? Have we found the fountain of youth? I'm sure there will be more to this story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KihPKUZni8Y

http://www.halosheaven.com/2009/10/19/1092390/mariano-rivera-caught-doctoring

Huge Harpoon Event!

2009-09-08T13:46:00.000-04:00

It finally happened. That thing we thought unlikely. Last night at Professor Thom's you did not finish our lobsters! To say I'm disappointed would be an understatement. So, to remedy this we insist that you eat lobster rolls all night tonight and tonight only. Yes, there are critters roaming the floors of the pub and for the first time they are edible.

Come in for the Red Sox game against Baltimore, eat a lobster roll. Play trivia, eat a lobster roll. It's late. Had too much to drink? Eat a lobster roll. It's your fault.

This Friday do not miss the Harpoon event of a lifetime. It's huge. It's gigantic. It's every other hyperbole I didn't get to use on my honeymoon. It's 12 Harpoon beers including 3 from the Leviathan Series and the man who started it all, owner of Harpoon Brewery, Rich Doyle. Mr. Doyle will be talking about the beers at 6:30 on Friday. You can do a tasting of the 12 for $12. That's wicked cheap! To boot, we’ll be giving away free passes for the tasting at Trivia tonight!

(Oh, anyone from New England that has perhaps slipped into an alien way of speaking needs to see this video. This man can really help: Ass clown. I expect you all to be talking like a “real Mainer” by nightfall.

Thom Brady

The Pats are back next Monday against Buffalo. While they’ve cut most of their players and will be fielding only 7 defenders, Thom Brady will be there. Therefore, the Pats will never lose again.

Thommies in the News

Check out the video NESN took of some Thommies at the only Sox win against the Yankees a couple weeks ago.

Finally, a huge thank you to everyone that helped is raise money for the Jimmy Fund. Our two day tally was almost $2,200! You rule.

He's been gone for such a long time
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Now he's back and things'll be fine
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)

-Robert Feldman, Gerald Goldstein and Richard Gottehre

The Red Sox Report

2009-09-02T11:20:00.002-04:00

Check out the piece NESN put together on our August 22 trip to Fenway: Red Sox Report.

Regular Rob, the VP of RSN interviews two Govs and Jerry Casale. There are also some nice crowd shots of the group.

Also, don't miss all of the photos from the trip: here.

Jimmy Fund Thom’s-a-thon

2009-08-26T11:08:00.002-04:00

The Red Sox are playing baseball. Hmm, in other news…

Join us this Thursday and Friday as we help support the annual WEEI-NESN radio-telethon for the Jimmy Fund by having a fundraiser of our own. We will spend two nights raising money by auctioning, raffling, and plain old begging. Feel free to give more than you can afford as all of the money is being sent to a worthwhile charity.

This year we will conduct the charity in honor of the late John Carroll who is memorialized in one of the artworks on our walls. Over one of the booths there is a framed poster of many of the major American newspapers the day after the Sox won the Series in 2004. Affixed to the bottom of the frame is a dedication to John T. Carroll Sr. who, born in 1919, passed away just a few weeks before the Sox finally ended their long draught. In his honor we will donate all proceeds of the two nights to the Jimmy Fund.

And, the highlight of the event will be the sale of an exact copy of that framed poster, donated by John's son. Many people have asked where they could buy one, and now here's your opportunity. Also, look for autographed items and the usual Thom's give-away: beer. Thank you in advance for your support.

Also on Friday: He's back. The Dreamy One, Tom Brady is finally going to be on TV in New York as the Pats take on their former cross state rival, the Redskins (see, the Redskins began in Boston). Game time is 8 pm.

Looking Ahead

Lenny Clarke is coming to town. The sometime pride of Cambridge will be performing at Comix September 24-26. Let me know if you're interested in going.

Give a little bit
Give a little bit of your love to me
Give a little bit
Ill give a little bit of my love to you
Theres so much that we need to share
So send a smile and show you care

-Roger Hodgson

August 22, 2009 RSN NY at Fenway

2009-08-25T11:37:00.014-04:00

What a time we had at Fenway Saturday! The Sox cooperated completely by annihilating the Yankees 14-1 behind a rookie picture. But, I got the feeling from the reaction among our crowd of 100 that it wouldn't have mattered much had they lost.

From the start the deck was stacked in our favor. On one bus heading up was former Sox starter and Yankee killer, Jerry Casale, who was celebrating the 50th anniversary of his rookie of the year season with the Sox. Jerry also owned the first "Sox Bar" in NYC which he ran on 34th street for many years.

On the other bus was Jazz star John Pizzarelli who performed the anthem before the game.

It felt like the game couldn't start without us.

The Sox supplied us with Red Sox Nation New York signs and sent the jumbo-tron camera by to broadcast us on the board. And, NESN shot us all day for a piece they're doing about the trip.

All in all, not too shabby for a day at the park.

Thanks to Sox and everyone that helped make this trip possible.

The Boston Globe made mention of the trip here, sorta.

Here's a link to the photos I took: RSN NY Trip.
Here's some that Jerry's family took: The Casales.
And, here's Pizz doing the anthem: You Tube.

Here are some more by partaker Eden.

And then even more here.

Rock Lobster

2009-08-06T11:56:00.002-04:00

Here we go again...

I have to admit, I really do not understand this completely. We are playing a four game series against the Yankees even though we're 8 and oh against them? Shouldn't they have to play against Pawtucket a few times first to earn an inning or two with us? Oh, well I guess I shouldn't complain.

I mean we have been in first place all year-hold on a second. I have to check something. Wait, this can't be right. We're not in first!? But, we have three catchers. One of them is named Victor. That means "winner" in, ahm, English! And the third one who is hanging out on the sidelines until Wakefield returns is named Kotteras which is Greek for "teacher of Special Guidance Remedial Academics". We're the winners. Oh, now I understand why we have to play them. Because after we win four straight we will be back in first forever. Phew! I feel much better now.

Well, at least it's a good excuse to hang out with some old friends. I mean, you are coming by this week, right? Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. What else could you possibly have to do? If you do decide to come in you can get some info about the two buses going to Fenway August 22 to see the Sox host the Yankees. Hmm, hmm? Not too shabby, hey? Also, you find out what these Lobster Mondays are all about at Thom's. Lobster! Hmm, hmm?

Thommies in The News

Next Monday, we'll have the Sox, cheap lobster, and immediately following the Red Sox game, the broadcast event you've all been waiting for. It's the network premiere of "The Lost Son of Havana" at 10 pm. Do not miss this film. You'll fall in love with Luis Tiant all over again. This film is a must-see for any baseball fan.

And, speaking of Thommies in the news, Thom Brady is on "Entourage" Sunday with Markie Mark sans Funkie Bunch.

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

-Peter Griffin

A Steal of Two Cities

2009-07-16T09:29:00.003-04:00

It was the theft of times at the worst of times...

The Boston Herald follwed up today on its investigation of stolen baseball memorabilia from the Boston and New York Public Libraries. As the case progresses more and more of the facts connect former Yankee owner Barry Halper to the thefts: Boston Herald.

Half Way There

2009-07-15T10:26:00.009-04:00

Ok, let's just play half a season and we'll take a three game lead.

What a nice way to enter the break. After it seemed like the Sox were going to stumble to the half-way mark in second place in the AL East, they sort of roared through the Royals while the Yankees whimpered out west. The result: a tidy three game lead.

Ok, ya'll want this party started, right? Your first place Boston Red Sox kick off the second half tomorrow night in Toronto. The shore be damned! Find your way to the bar. These are big games and the Sox need your support. I mean it's bad enough you bailed on BCN.

That's right, in case you have not heard, The Rock of Boston, WBCN is no more on the airwaves. It is instead being moved up the dial and turned into an FM sports channel called WBZ FM. Where once stood the mighty BCN will be the former Mix 98.5. Growing up in Boston it was almost a daily war between those who listened to BCN and those that listened to Kiss 108-I did a great Sunny Joe White impression, btw. I even remember a bumber sticker on my nephew's uncle's car that read "Disco stinks. Rocks great. Kill the staff at 108". (WBCN can still be found online.)

Pedro has signed a 1 year deal with the Phillies. he's not too optimistic, though, "“I might surprise you, I might not,” Martinez said. “It’s going to be really fun to go find out.” A think he was referring to a standing bet on the length of his jheri curls.

Thom's Media

Did you catch "The Lost Son of Havana" last week when it screened around New England? No? Well, it will finally make its televion debut on ESPN after the Sox/Detroit game on Aug.10th. Set your DVR now. Ok, that's probably not possible. But, make a mental note now! Still unlikely? How about I remind you?

For you literary types I added a couple books to the Amazon store. First is from our old friend Pete Fornatele who collaborated with Brian Biegel on his book "Miracle Ball: My Hunt for the Shot Heard 'Round the World" It's a terrific story about a long-standing sports mystery.

The second one is "Equation Nineteen" by Louis Garafalo. It's "a book about Alzheimer's research that ends up being used for unintended - and deadly - consequences." The story is set in Boston with many scenes in Fenway park. From the proceeds of each sale the author will be donating $1 to the national Alzheimer's Association and $1 to the Jimmy Fund cancer research center in Boston.

Whooah, were half way there

Livin on a prayer

Take my hand and well make it - I swear

Livin on a prayer

-Bon Jovi

Halper Auctioeer Claims no Knowledge of Stolen Will

2009-07-11T11:53:00.003-04:00

A new article in today's Herald puts the question of the whereabouts of Tommy McCarthy's will-the rarest autograph in baseball-to former Yankees owner Halper's auctioneer, Rob Lifson.

Auctioneer: Way of the will unknown

An auctioneer who worked with a deceased New York Yankees owner who
had stolen Boston baseball treasures in his collection says he doesn’t know what
happened to the missing will of 19th century Hub ballplayer Tommy
McCarthy.

Rob Lifson, a consultant who helped Sotheby’s auction house sell
millions in memorabilia for Yankees owner Barry Halper in 1999, also said he was
unaware that a rare contract sold in that auction was part of a baseball
scrapbook swiped from the New York Public Library.

Yankee Thieves Steal Boston Treasures

2009-07-10T12:51:00.002-04:00

According to today's Boston Herald former Yankee owner Barry Halper was repsonsible for plundering some of Boston's greatest baseball treasures.

Dead Bronx Bomber minority owner Barry Halper sold Boston Red Caps’ player E.B.
Sutton’s 1879 contract, which paid the player a whopping $30 for a season, in a
1999 auction. An unknowing California collector paid $4,000 for the document,
but according to a newly discovered 1953 letter obtained by the Herald, it was
part of a baseball scrapbook swiped from the New York Public Library.

Read the rest of the lurid story here: Herald.

All That Glitters is Gold.

2009-07-10T11:45:00.005-04:00

It’s time for Thom’s This Week in Baseball.

They’ll be serving knuckle sandwiches in St. Louis on July 14. Yeah! You see, that’s when the All-Star game is and Wakefield is, ahm-let’s start over:

American League wins leader (11) Tim Wakefield will be playing in the first All-Star game of his career on July 14. Yeah. Roll the video. Timmy won his 11th game of the year Wednesday night against the visiting A’s who brought along an old friend.

Nomar visited the old grounds that made him famous. The man who revived the Red Sox, who allowed us to win every debate, whose number was hung from the rafters every night when he took it off came in as DH for the A’s struggling through another injury plagued season and received a prolonged standing ovation at the plate. He made it clear that he wanted to return to the Sox again before retiring, but didn’t understand that he just had.

The Yankee Way!

Did you think Yankee villainy began with Alex Rodriguez-Ciccone? Boy were you naïve. Aside from abusing tax-payers and soccer players it turns out that they’re grave robbers too. The Boston Herald reported today that former Yankee owner Barry Halper stole the wills of some of Boston’s early greats. In addition, he had possession of items stolen from the Boston Public Library. Are you really surprised?

Shout it out loud, We Love The YANKEES

We're really proud of our YANKEES

And we're gonna win today

More Thom’s Foolery

Well, in retrospect I’m glad we got Stephon because we all had to learn to accept a player we swore we would never like. This year we’ll put that tolerance to the test when number 30 Rasheed Wallace steps on the floor. If nothing else the Celts will lead the league in technical fouls. To be fair, he’s coming off the bench and if coached right could become an important, ah, shit-I really don’t like him.

For Timmy:

Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play

Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on, get paid.

(And all that glitters is gold)

Only shooting stars break the mold

David Hunt Removes Questionable Harry Wright Letters From MLB Sale

2009-07-07T22:09:00.002-04:00

The New York Times' Jack Curry wrote a new piece on the stolen Wright letters. It would seem that David Hunt changed his mind about the provenance of the letters. He went from complete denial to complete cooperation in a few days. I wonder what motivated him.

It wouldn't be a shock if more major papers picked up this story soon.

Follow the discussion further here.

Auction House Removes 19th-Century Letters From Sale

By JACK CURRY
Published: July 7, 2009

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is still investigating whether some 19th-century baseball letters that were supposed to be sold at next week’s Major League Baseball All-Star Game auction were stolen from the New York Public Library, the auction house has removed the items from the sale...
Read on

Wright Letters Removed From MLB Auction

2009-07-06T15:44:00.003-04:00

According to an AP story linked below, David Hunt Auctions decided to-day to remove 20 some-odd suspicious letters from the MLB All-Star Fanfest auction out of fear they were stolen from the New York Public Library's Harry Wright Collection. The letters document some of the earliest minutes of professional baseball.

NEW YORK (AP) -- A trove of letters to one of baseball's founding fathers has been removed from an upcoming auction while the FBI investigates whether they were among items stolen from the New York Public Library years ago. Read more...

More Evidence Surfaces in Theft of Wright Letters

2009-07-05T10:51:00.002-04:00

Jack Curry of the NY Times reported today that a baseball historian named Dorothy Seymour Mills had come forward to confirm that at least one of the letters for sale in David Hunt's Auction at MLB All-Star Fanfest had been in the NY Public Library as recently as 1956 when she used it for research on her late husband Harold Seymour's dissertation, "The Rise of Major League Baseball to 1891".

This revelation cast even greater doubt on the provenance of the letters said by Hunt to be the consignor's "grandmother's attic"-a term that's almost a cliche' for shady origins.

See the original story here: "Baseball Pioneer’s Letters Pulled From Auction" or below.

Caught at Seconds

2009-07-03T13:24:00.005-04:00

Hello.

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me.

Is there anyone home?

I know I’m basically falling in a forest here, but I write with the hope that someday these words will reach some of you, somehow.

Happy Independence Day and I hope you’re far away from New York City enjoying yourself thoroughly. If, however, you find yourself among the damned-working on a holiday-and in town you may be happy to hear that there is salvation: beer.

That’s right, beer: “the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems” (Confucius). And, what goes great with beer? Red Sox. (That was an easy one.) Your 1st place Boston Red Sox are at home tonight against the Seattle Mariners and we have all of the action (and all of the beer) at Thom’s. Please come keep us company.

Not enough? Well, how about the long awaited return of MBM? Oh yeah, immediately following the Red Sox game, at 10 pm Manny will be Manny tonight for the Dodgers after serving a 50 game suspension .

And speaking of long awaited returns:

On Monday the Sox start a home stand with the A’s.

Fitzy: “The A’s? So what! The A’s ah a bunch of no named cellah dwellahs that haven’t beaten us since those exhibition games in Japan that counted [insert belch].”

Yes, Fitzy, we know, but they also have on their roster the prodigal son, Teddy Ballgame’s heir apparent, the Nosed One, namely Nomar. It’s his first return to Fenway since, well, you know. And, I’m pretty sure he will be very well received. So, be at the bar Monday-hankies provided for free.

Fitzy: “Shit I’ll be there like it’s Poison do a free show at Spit in 1987. Pour some sugar on me, Nomore. What? Too much? [insert bigger belch].”

Can’t make the Nomar homecoming? Manny will be in town next week to take on the Metropolitans at Shea City Park Field.

More Thom’s Foolery

The Celtics are hot and heavy in the off-season trying to find as many used-up over-rated superstars as possible. Highest on their rank list? Ready for this? I can’t do it. I can barely say it. Ok, Rasheed Wallace. I feel dirty. I didn’t like Wallace in college when I listened to Bill Curley house him in the NCAA tourney while I sat outside Bill Buckner’s Batting cages in my car and I don’t like him now. But, I strangely rooted for Marbury. Hmmm…

Stealing Seconds

Please check out what Jack Curry wrote in today’s NY Times. The story uncovers long lost articles from New York’s Public Library that have been believed to be stolen by collectors. Where did they turn up? Only MLB’s All-Star fest auction. This is a real black eye for baseball-selling stolen items it once owned. The sad fact is that they probably had no idea. There is sure to be more to come, so stay tuned.

I walk right through the door.

Walk right through the door.

Hey all right!

If I get by, it's mine.

Mine all mine!
-Perry Farrell

You Know We Have a Hell of a Band...

2009-06-25T12:14:00.004-04:00

So far the Sox have been smoking Washington DC like Marion Barry, but with nary a crack showing. All right, a cheap joke.

Tonight, future Hall of Famer and one of only about 8 men to play for both the Sox and the Braves in the Hall, John Smoltz, will take the mound for the Olde Towne Team on 387 days of rest. Will it be enough? A little advice to the Nats: whoever throws out the ceremonial first pitch, leave him in there. Sure, get someone throwing in the pen, but be patient.

Speaking of the Hall of Fame:
The induction of two Sox is quickly coming. In one month Jim Rice will be inducted in the baseball Hall of Fame meaning that he will finally be eligible to have his number 14 retired at Fenway. The Sox have long anticipated this day allowing no other player to wear it since Rice retired 20 years ago. Sadly, those petitioning for George Pipgras (1934), Fritz Ostermueller (1936-37), and Archie McKain (1938) to have said honor will disappointed. The honor is Rice’s forever more. If you’re going to the ceremony in Cooperstown let me know. The Governor will be in attendance watching Rice and Rickey.

More Thom’s Foolery

How About a little trivia? The first email I get naming two Hall of Famers that have played for both the Sox and Braves gets a $20 gift certificate to Thom’s. The person who sends me the most gets the same.

In Memoriam

“...98 year old, Katherine "Kitty" Dooley, daughter of Royal Rooter co-founder John S. Dooley and sister of "The Queen of Fenway Park" Elizabeth "Lib" Dooley , died peacefully in her sleep at her home in Milton on Father's day.” More info here.

Next up for the Sox:

The aforementioned Braves. A lot of people don’t realize it, but the Braves are the oldest team in baseball tracing their roots to the 1869 Cincinnati Red Stockings. And Bobby Cox has been there with them the whole way. Thank you. You’ve been great…

If you believe in forever

Then life is just a one-night stand

If there's a rock and roll heaven

Well you know they've got a hell of a band, band, band
-The Righteous Brothers

New Harpoon Tonight.

2009-06-18T11:32:00.005-04:00

Greetings Sox fans. It’s too bad that they didn’t play an NBA championship this year. Yes siree, it’s too bad. Even if they did play one, I wouldn’t know who won, so don’t ask me. Don’t ask me!

Anyway, how about them Sox? They’re getting pretty comfy in first place. I got to catch them first hand Tuesday night with all of my friends. It was RSN Day at Fenway and we Govs were given some special treatment. I watched Dice-K pitch; he didn’t give up one hit. I got the second lobster roll of the day on the Budweiser deck. I exhibited warning track power. I even got to witness a sneak preview of Fitzy’s new show. All in all, a perfect day at the ball park. And speaking of perfect…

The Sox go for the sweep of the Marlins tonight and also to-night and to-night only we will be celebrating the next edition of the 100 Barrel Series from Harpoon: Helles Blond Bock. I know, it sounds like a German personal ad, but I assure you-it might be. Please be on hand at 8 for specials and give-aways galore. The Sox and Harpoon: A marriage made in heaven.

What else? Oh yeah, the Yanks are still have trouble with the Nats. (oops, wrong Nats.) Well, at least Posada has found him something to keep him happy during last night’s loss, “For me, he felt like the old Wang," Jorge Posada said. Joba will take on the Nats today at 1 pm.

From The Desk of The Goobner.

Anyone want to go to Fenway? The Sox have authorized a road trip from New York to Boston in August. If you’re interested please send me an email.

On the road again

Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway

We're the best of friends

Insisting that the world be turnin' our way

And our way

Is on the road again
- Willie Hugh Nelson

The More Things Stay The Same

2009-06-11T12:59:00.006-04:00

Well, it’s been a couple weeks since last we spoke. Where were we? Oh shoot, I’ll have to check the last newsletter; give me a sec…hmm, Sox in first place just completing a sweep of the formerly first place team (check), David Ortiz home run (check), Tim Wakefield rules (checkamundo).

Looks like nothing has changed. The Sox are up to their old tricks at Fenway, beating up on the lowly Yankees. When are these bullies going to give them a break? It just doesn’t seem sporting. Game 8 of this best of 19 series is tonight with the Sox up 7 to nil. No team has ever come back from a 7 game deficit in a best of 19 series to win. The only one comparable was…you know. See you tonight.

Governor’s Conference

There will be an unprecedented gathering of the Governors of Red Sox Nation next week for a pre-game ceremony at Fenway Park. In all, as many as forty of the high officers will attend. Never before have so many Governor’s of RSN assembled in one place. (Btw, the previous record was two when the New York Governor and the New Jersey Governor happened to be on the George Washington Bridge at the same time-going in different directions.) Should you find yourself in The Cradle of Liberty next week please let me know and I’ll tell you about some of the events you can enjoy.

Congrats to Thom’s irregular potty mouth Paul “Fitzy” Fitzgerald for his new show on NESN.

Red Sox Nation Officers

Next week I while name on this page the newest officers of Red Sox Nation-New York. There is still time to join the ranks of the immortals. Just email me what post you think would suit you best and why. Please be sure not to repeat any already taken: List of Officers.

It's the same old song

But with a different meaning

Since you been gone

It's the same old song

But with a different meaning

Since you been gone
-Holland-Dozier-Holland

Don’t Worry, Big Papi.

2009-05-21T10:59:00.002-04:00

Great Caesar’s Goat! It’s over! It’s over! Yes, it’s over! Don’t worry, Big Papi. (Thanks to the BLOHARDS for the link.) In case you haven’t heard David Ortiz finally hit his first homerun of the year last night in his 150th at-bat and in doing so passed Chris Carter and me on the Red Sox 2009 home run list. He is currently tied for 7th on that list with Lugo, Van Every, Pedroia, Green, Ellsbury and Baldelli. But, with interleague play beginning this week a few pitchers are bound to join them.

The Sox have been having a grand time with the first place Jays the past couple nights and tonight go for the sa-weep. So, that’s one reason to come to the bar. Hmm. Another reason is…

Harpoon Third Thursday Party.

By now you now that the third Thursday of every month we introduce a new Harpoon beer and give away stuff like cases of beer, and t-shirts, and pitchers of beer, and key chains. Stuff like that. Tonight we’ll have Big Bohemian Pilsner which weighs in at 9% ABV. And, for a special give-away we’ll have passes to Harpoon’s Summer Session on June 5. We might even tap a keg of Harpoon’s Imperial IPA. Great Caesar’s Ghost!

Speaking of beer. We’re working with the nice people at Chelsea Brewery right here in Manhattan on doing summer tours for Thom’s regulars. If you’re interested drop me a line.

More Thom’s Foolery.

Josh Beckett appearance Today in Boston.

"Stop by McGreevy's this Thursday between 12 noon and 3 pm in order to meet Josh Beckett and try the new McGreevy's 19 ounce "Beckett Burger". (click for more info)

Ay papi, tu sabe, yo tengo
You got my fire burnin.
Ay papi, tu sabe, yo tengo
You got my fire burnin.

-Run DMC

Versus and Verses

2009-05-14T11:57:00.001-04:00

“Heaven. I’m in Heaven…”

I just will never get tired of three games on the same day. No. Nay. Never. The Celts, The Broons, and The Sox? And the last two times it happened they all won. Today they have yet another chance for the trifecta.

At 3:30 the Sox take on the Angels. I can’t really make an accurate prediction on the outcome of this game. It is regular season after all. So, the Angels have a real chance.

Then at 7 pm, it’s your favorite funk band Big Baby and the Starbury Surprise. Yes, they’re coming to you live from Orlando with all of your favorites like, “FU Rafer” and “Van Gundy’s ‘stache”, and of course who could forget “The Magic Has Gone but the Green Remains”. Game 6 tonight with the Celts up 3-2.

And at 8 pm we get down to bidness. No Bruins team has ever come back from a 3 games to 1 deficit to win a best of 7 series. Tonight is game 7 from the Garden-the third leg of the triple crown is the biggest one. Pittsburg waits in the wings after annihilating the Caps last night. Bidness!

Sox News

The Bard is back. It’s been sometime since we had a bard on our ball club, or even a Bard, and it’s due time we do again. (note: rewrite that sentence later) So, you know what that means: Shakespeare quotes. Yeah, we all love them and how neatly they fit in baseball. How about this one:

"O, how this spring of love resembleth
The uncertain glory of an April day;
Which now shows all the beauty of the sun,
And by and by a cloud takes all away."

Obviously, that refers to the opening game of baseball season.

Or, how about this from Roger Clemens’ press conference 2 minutes ago:

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em."

Oh Roger.

More Thom’s Foolery

If you haven’t seen this clip yet, please do now before it’s all over Boston radio. Keep in my mind, when this guy isn’t ridiculing A-Rod, he’s playing with the BSO. That’s what separates Red Sox fans from the rest.

It’s a new season so we need some fresh blood. The Governor of RSN NY needs your help. Do you have an official post that you feel you’d be perfect for? E-mail it to me and it’s yours after approval from a gubernatorial committee. check out some of the posts already taken for guidance in your choice.

Heaven... I'm in heaven,
And the cares that hung around me through the week,
Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak.

-Irving Berlin

The Perfect Storm

2009-05-08T11:40:00.001-04:00

Three for one. Tonight only. Get them while they’re hot! We at Professor Dom’s have the distinct honor of offering you three Boston games too-nite fer the price of one.

That’s right. First you got your mean Greens. The Celts head to Orlando for Game 3 against the Magic. Doug Henning is not walking through that door. And, neither is Rafer Alston. “Skip to My Lou" (sounds like an episode of “Mary Tyler Moore”) was slapped with a one game suspension for going all Moe Howard on Eddie House. So, the Celts should be able to dominate the guard spots. Look for Ray Allen to score 70.

Is next: Swimwear. You got your Red Sox coming off an otherwise mediocre performance that featured a 12-run sixth inning (all with zero outs, mind you). Tonight at 7:10 they take on the Devil Rays and this time it’s personal.

Then at 7:30 you got your Broons. The Bruins have all but given away any chance to sweep the Hurricanes in Round 2. In fact, both 1 seeds find themselves down 2 games to 1. Tonight, the Bruins have decided it might be better to play hockey the way they did all year when they had the second most points overall rather than how they played all decade when they sucked big time. The race for the Cup is wide open and the good guys are still favorite.

That’s 3 for the price of one. Get there early.

In Memoriam

Where have you gone Dom DiMaggio? "The Little Professor" passed away today at the age of 92. Best known for his presence in centerfield for the great Sox teams of the 40’s DiMaggio spent his life after baseball as a very successful business man in New England. He was an original owner of the Patriots and tried many times to buy the Sox in the 60’s and 70’s. He is rumored to be replacing Leon Culberson in heaven.

More Dom’s Foolery

What else is going on? Let me see…Bear with me while I flip through the Globe…Hmm. Ok, nothing there. How about online? …Really not much. What about former Sox players?…Aha! There it is. I knew there was something going on. I’m not sure how this flew under the radar. Bruce Hurst is back. Whatya know? See you tonight.

Who hits the ball and makes it go?
Dominick DiMaggio.
Who runs the bases fast, not slow?
Dominick DiMaggio.
Who's better than his brother Joe?
Dominick DiMaggio.
But when it comes to getting dough,
They give it all to brother Joe.

-Red Sox Fans

The Story of The Hurricanes.

2009-05-01T11:12:00.001-04:00

This is the story of the Hurricanes. The men that Lucic came to maim, for something Hartford never won. Put in a hockey hell, but one time they could have been champions of the woooooorld.

No, the Whalers never won the Cup. But, as soon as they moved to that hockey mecca that is North Carolina they began to dominate and eventually win. Forget them, Whalers fans, forget them.

There will be no Brass Bonanza this week. Gordie Howe is not walking through that door. I am sorry to inform all you die-hard Hartford fans that these are not your father’s Whalers. The Whale is dead. And, just in case it’s not, we got some hard-core Portuguese guys from New Bedford at the bar to finish it often.

Yes, the Broons have finally got a round 2 opponent and its name is The Hurricanes. So you’d better believe that all of New England and New Orleans will get behind the Black and Gold against this menacing meteorological phenomenon starting Friday night at the Garden at 7:30. I can smell the Cup now. (oops!) We expect a huge crowd at Thom’s.

That’s getting a bit ahead of ourselves because tonight the Sox take on the Devil Rays of Tampa/St. Pete and the Celts take on the Bulls in game 6. Both start at 7 p.m. Two games tonight!

Last night the Sox got back to their winning ways with a 10th inning homerun by one of their everyman minor leaguers. Meanwhile the Celts find themselves one win away of getting by the Bulls. Huge night! But wait. There’s more.

At the same time in The Loft our favorite local Welshman that hangs out at Thom’s and wears glasses will be performing an acoustic set upstairs. Feel free to wander up between innings and at the half.

A three game set against the Rays should get us through the weekend especially with a possible Game 7 Celts game Saturday and another Bruins game Sunday night.

Then on Monday the Sox visit the House that Loot built for the first time. You know what that means? They’ll finally have a sellout. Psst, Sox fans travel. Ah Yankee Stadium: expensive seats, cheap homeruns (copyright Adam Liscombe).

During Game 1 Monday night we’ll be having a fund raiser for the Jimmy Fund with all the proceeds to be donated in the name of John Carroll (check the huge framed poster of the front pages from the Sox’ 2004 victory). There will be a $1 donation at the door.Thank you in advance for your support.

And, Tuesday before the game the BLOHARDS will be having their semi-annual Sox luncheon featuring a Sox player to be named later. Tickets are still available.

More Thom’s Foolery

There have been a lot of people at the bar lately lamenting the fact that we don’t play Madonna music anymore during A-Rod at bats. And, the tic tac joke never really caught on. What’s a serious Sox fan to do? Enter “Bitch Tits”. Well, well, well, what could we do with this. Please come back soon B-Tits. Please! (And, thank you “Daily News”.)

Lucic could take a man out with just one punch.
But, he never did like to talk about it all that much.
”Its my work”, he’d say, “and I do it for pay.
And when its over, I’d just as soon go on my way.”
Up to some paradise
Where the trout streams flow and the air is nice.
And ride a horse along a trail.

-Adapted from Robert Zimmerman

How Sweep It Is!

2009-04-23T09:19:00.001-04:00

The Bruins finished off their long time rivals the Canady-Annes last night in straight sets: 4-2, 5-1, 4-2, 4-1, and came out of the series looking like the strongest contender for the Cup of Lord Stanley. (Oops, sorry. Wrong cup. Here.) Next up for the Broons is likely the Rangers. And you know what that means? The games will be on TV. Ooooh. Yes, it’s the dark days for the NHL. The Bruins finally have a contending squad and no one can watch them because they haven’t been on TV. And mightn't be if they get by the Rangers. Well, I guess we’ll all have to find a nice bar that’s showing the games for the rest of the playoffs. But, where does one find such a place?

Olde Kinderhook, that’s the good news. Now, the bad news: The Celts are frigged. Dream bubbles of repeats upon repeats have been burst knee by knee. With the loss of uber-utility big man Leon Powe-my favorite player-the Celts are left with very little inside presence. Kendrick Perkins is emerging as a very solid NBA center, but he can’t carry the load alone. What we’re left with in the middle is 300 lb. Big Baby Davis who prefers a 20-foot jump shot to a rebound and the fouling automaton Mikka Moore. Look for battle weary Paul Pierce to step inside tonight and fight for boards. “The Truth which has made us free will in the end make us glad also.”-Felix Adler

Celtics play the Bulls tonight at 8 pm.

What else is going on tonight? Get in line early for tickets to “The Lost Son of Havana”, the mega-buzzed documentary about Sox fan favorite Luis Tiant and his first return to Cuba in more than 46 years. SPOILER ALERT: Bring a handkerchief. Every review has just raved about this film. Sr. Tiant will be there. As will many favorites of Red Sox Nation. You might even see a few of them at Thom’s later on. Follow the link above for where and when.

Wow, a whole newsletter and barely a mention of the Sox. 7 in a row. ‘Nuff ced.

Do you have any songs you think should be on the new Sox playlist? Send them to me please and I’ll put them on.

Yo soy un hombre sincero
De donde crece la palma
Y antes de morirme quiero
Echar mis versos del alma
Guantanamera, guajira, Guantanamera

Y para el cruel que me arranca
El corazon con que vivo
Cardo ni ortiga cultivo
Cultivo la rosa blanca
Guantanamera, guajira Guantanamera

-Jose’ Marti’

Olde Tyme Hockey

2009-04-16T13:10:00.001-04:00

Do you know how lucky you are? Well, do you? Every few months you get to prepare for some playoffs somewhere. Right now, you’re getting ready for two.

Tonight at 7 pm the Broons open up their annual post-season exhibition with the Montreal Canadiens. These teams do not like each other. Repeat. They do not like each other. You want old time hockey? Well, they’re putting on the foil right this very second. Chara took some HGH last night and now stands 7 feet 16 inches. Lucic kicked puppies all the way home from the gym. And Tim Thomas (He’s the goalie) caught 16 shells from a 30-06 in his teeth at the Boy Scouts gun range in Mattapan. Yeah, they’re ready. They had better be because them Canadiens are tough (This one you want to click. Go to 3:30).

And we’re ready too. Harpoon is coming in to give away some of their new UFO Wit. I know. The irony of having anything named “wit” near a hockey game is laughable, but hey, it’s gold. And the Bruins wear gold and it’s a beer and so is a bruin. So, ahm- Oops, I actually just checked and it’s named UFO White. That’s more appropriate for hockey. All the rest of the Harpoons will be on special too. See you tonight.

Then Saturday at 12:30 pm it’s the Celts defending their title against the Bulls. Michael Jordan is not walking through that door. And neither is Kevin Garnett. Doc Rivers intimated today that Garnett might miss the entire playoffs. I smell a conspiracy. Does the league want LeBron to win a title so bad that they would go all Tonya Harding on us? The answer is yes. That’s alright. We have them right where we want them. Big Baby has been training just for this moment. (gulp.) Go Sox!

More Thom’s Foolery

Looking for a home in the tony suburbs surrounding Traverse City Michigan? Of course you are. Well, I got the guy for you: Realtor Goes Deep. While you’re up there try the cherry salsa.

And finally, are you a real fan? Well, are you punk? Have you ever done this? Me neither. So the next time you got a gripe, don’t complain to your bartender. Go straight to the top.

Saw an eyeball peepin'
Through a smoky cloud behind the green door
When I said "Joe sent me"
Someone laughed out loud behind the green door
All I want to do is join the happy crowd behind the green door

-Jim Lowe

Thrivalry Thursday

2009-04-09T11:05:00.002-04:00

What a day for a day game…Now I’m lost in a day game…

It’s Thrivalry Thursday. The Sox have a matinee today against the Devil Rays. And, since none of you are working due to the holiday you should be at Thom’s. Happy hour starts when the doors open at 12. So, by game time at 1:35 you can be sufficiently pickled for Passover. Why not. We have rivalries all over the place today.

Everyone knows the Devil Rays have replaced the Yankees as the Sox chief rival, so the Yankees needed a new one. In walked the Orioles. Perfect! Think about it: The Yankees originally played in Baltimore moving to New York in 19aught3. Ruth was born in Baltimore and played for the Orioles. How’s that for a curse. More? Jeffrey Maier. What about the boy who grew up in Baltimore a “Yankee fan”: Mark “The Mole” Teixeiraii. The only decent Yankees broadcaster, Ken Singleton, is in the Orioles Hall of Fame. And, “The Wire” is better than “NYPD Blue”. (Why the hell does tough New York cop Sipowicz speak with a Chicago accent?) So there it is, a new rivalry. And, they play today at 1:35. Have a blast.

Meanwhile, Thrivalry Thursday picks up again at 7 pm with the Bruins taking on the Habs. Then at 8:30 it’s the battle of states with gay marriage when BU takes on Vermont in the Frozen Four.

Don’t forget that tickets to Luis Tiant’s film "“The Lost Son of Havana” are on sale now.

And you can be sure that if you're feeling right
A daydream will last long into the night
Tomorrow at breakfast you may pick up your ears
Or you may be daydreaming for a thousand years

-John Sebastian

Opening Day and Tiant at Thom’s

2009-04-02T10:56:00.005-04:00

Lou-ie! Lou-ie! Lou-ie! El Tiante pitched the first time I went to a Sox game. I don’t remember a single out, but my mother told me I was screaming his name in the bleachers along with 30-some-odd-thousand others that fall.

Like now, the Sox were hot then. They had some of the most popular players in baseball in Fisk, Rice, Lynn, the Spaceman, Yaz, Dewey, Rico, Tony C, Dick Pole, and Tiant. Their ‘75 series against the Big Red Machine is often credited with saving baseball. But, among all of the great moments for the Sox in ‘75 the best was probably when Luis Tiant’s parents were allowed to visit Boston from Cuba to watch for the first time their son pitch professionally.

This April 23rd you’ll learn the full story of that trip and more when the Tribeca Film Festival premieres “The Lost Son of Havana”, a story that follows Tiant’s return to Cuba after almost 50 years.

Tickets go on sale April 7th to Amex customers and April 14th to the public. We’ll be doing a pre-film happy hour at the bar and walking over to the theatre (11th street) together. Tiant will be at the premiere, along with other Sox and celebs. More info to come.

And speaking of Boston baseball, the Sox are in town this weekend to take on the Mets at Citi Field. If you’re going to the games let us know. There’s some rain in the forecast, but don’t worry about the field. Citibank has asked the government for more Tarp money.

Opening Day is Monday. There will be plenty of specials at Thom’s for the 2 pm game against the Rays. Check out our clam rolls and chowder and Harpoon specials.

Louie Louie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Me gotta go

-Richard Berry

Love For Sale

2009-03-26T12:15:00.003-04:00

In honor of the retirement of Curt Schilling may we present to you some curt shilling. Yes, as Randolf Duke was wont to say in desperate times, "Sell! Sell! Sell!" You may not know it but, Professor Thom's breeds talent. Today we'll feature items produced by Thom's regulars, or "Thommies" as they love to be called. And, before you say it, I know what you're thinking: "You're just trying to peddle junk that was left at the bar. no. There will be no right shoe of Mr. Murphy and there will be no dispensed tobacco from the Big Giant Pez. These items, ladies and gentleman, are prime quality, the genuine article. So, without further ado, the first item up on the block is:

"The Rocket That Fell to Earth: Roger Clemens and the Rage for Baseball Immortality", this touching story is sure to tickle the fancy of even the most discerning baseball fan. How about a gift for Passover?Because we all know that Clemens is sure to get passed over for the Hall of Fame many times. What? Jeff Pearlman isn't a Thommy? 'Maybe so. But, there were some Thom's regulars interviewed for this book.

Up next Tim Shea's "Fenway!: "The Ultimate Fan's Guide, 2009 Edition". It's the best resource out there for every one's favorite ballpark. "Wait a minute he's never been to Thom's either." Alright already. get off my back. He will be there May 5 signing copies of his book. OK?

Here's a twofer for ya: "I Like Jersey Best", performed by Jazz great and Thom's habitue John Pizzarelli and written by your very own Comptroller of Kickbacks (indicted) Joe Cosgriff. It's under a buck! Do not miss this opportunity. (Also available on itunes.)

More music? Do you want to rock out with your sox out? Check out the new record by Thom's regulars Control Mouse.

And lastly, a shill for someone who has never technically "been" to Thom's. However, his name is often heard. You may now pre-order the lovely "A-Rod: The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez" by Selena Roberts. It's the heart-wrenching story about one man's struggle against himself.

Didn't find what you're looking for? Well check out the entire stock here: Entire stock click place.

Love for sale,
Appetising young love for sale.
Love that's fresh and still unspoiled,
Love that's only slightly soiled,
Love for sale.
Who will buy?
Who would like to sample my supply?
Who's prepared to pay the price,
For a trip to paradise?
Love for sale
-Cole Porter

Brackets and Squares

2009-03-14T12:03:00.002-04:00

Ok, so my McBeth jokes last week didn’t fly. Or, maybe they just flew a tad too high-well over everyone’s heads save a certain Portuguese hand maiden. Than again, maybe no one's reading. Either way, this week I’ll just stick to straight reportage a la the Paul Lynde School.

Peter Marshall: Paul, is there such a thing as a female rooster?
Paul Lynde: Yeah, they're the ones who just go "a doodle doo!"

Celts won last night. Yay. Paul Pierce took over in the fourth and OT in a game versus Miami that lacked Duane Wade, Leon Powe, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, and [gasp] The King of Sol’s favorite, Brian Salabrine.

Peter Marshall: Paul, how many men are on a hockey team?
Paul Lynde: Oh, about half.

The WBC [Oops. Wrong link.] has been taking it’s toll on Sox players. First Dusty got banged up and then Youk had to leave the team with a sore ankle. Unfortunately, Japan beat Cuba last night to stave off elimination. That means Dice-K will pitch again. But, the good news is Youk and Dusty will be playing soon.

Peter Marshall: True or false, each generation of Americans has been about an inch taller than the previous generation...
Paul Lynde: That makes Robert Conrad an antique!

Tonight is the night you’ve all been waiting for. Yes, it’s here: the Third Thursday Harpoon event. We will be pouring Leviathan Quad tonight and our other Harpoon’s on special. Plus, some give-aways.

Peter Marshall: Paul, for a thousand dollars and a tie game, according to psychologists, do most people sleep better in their street clothes than in their pajamas?
Paul Lynde: Yeah, we call them winos.

Ok, enough beating around the bush. The NCAA tourney kicked off a little while ago. We will be showing every game at the bar. So, come in. Park for a few hours. And, soak up the specials.

Peter Marshall: Burt Reynolds is quoted as saying, "Dinah (Shore)'s in top form. I've never known anyone to be so completely able to throw herself into a..." A what?
Paul Lynde: A headboard.

-Hollywood Squares

Sox/Yanks: A Prologue

2009-03-13T13:46:00.001-04:00

Are you tired of waiting? Well, it’s here. It’s the prequel I like to call Red Sox/Yankees and it’s premiering tonight at Thom’s at 7pm.

That’s right, rivalry theatre is back. Get the boo-birds out for Cody Ransom and Brett Gardner. Get behind stalwarts Jeff Baily and P McAnulty. And, witness tragedy unfold when pitcher M McBeth gets sent to the minors because of what he calls a disputed call: "Fair is foul, and foul is fair".

When questioned as to which hit did him in, McBeth blamed the two-bagger: "Double, double toil and trouble!'' Alas, "what's done is done".

There will be many leaving the Sox troupe soon. But, the most important news is the two players that are joining it. After leading their team to ignominious losses to the likes of Italy and the Netherlands David Ortiz and Jason Bay are back in Sox camp where they belong.

However, there will be one actor conspicuously absent from this here stage. I'll give you a hint who it is: His name begins with “A” and ends with “McBluelips”. Any guesses? Anyone. Alright, you can stop the emails now. In honor of his honor’s absence in which he was draining an abscess we’ve decided to make sure his presence is felt at the bar. No, there will not be Madonna music (though that was fun last year). There will be available a bunch of Tic Tacs on the bar for everyone to enjoy. Just please don’t throw them at each other. You know who you are. Every time the MFY bat a third baseman, make some noise.

What else?

We are less than one week away from our Harpoon Quad event on Thursday, March 19. Join Sawxheads. Check out the twins again. Follow me on Twitter. Don’t forget to join Thom’s free college bracket here.

Ode to the Minor Leaguer

“Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing”

-Josh Bard

Go Twins

2009-02-26T16:13:00.003-05:00

It wasn’t my fault. I swear. It wasn’t. O.K. Maybe I did sort of root for the twins last night. But, it wasn’t those Twins. I didn’t realize it would affect the game. Whatever you do, do not blame my girls; obviously, they were rooting for the Sox.

It was the first baseball of the spring and, oh did we stick it to BC. Take that Eagles. First your basketball team loses to Harvard and now your baseball team loses to guys named Natale and Corsaletti (Weren’t those the two anarchists that offed a payclerk in Braintree?). [click for a little injustice atmosphere.]

And now for a bit more injustice: Later in the Mayor’s Cup or Mayor’s Ball or the game that they play every year against the Twins at the beginning of Spring the Sox saw their early wining streak end. MVP Pedroia picked up where he left off doing good stuff (that’s pretty much the level of analysis this early in the spring. That, and Sacco and/or Vanzetti jokes.) Ueber-prospect and all-around great public park Lars Anderson didn’t do good stuff. But, friend of the BLOHARDS, Yankee-killer, nominee for the Crash Davis Award, and all-around nice guy, Jeff Bailey, just after hearing Sean McAdams pronounce, “Er-ah, I’m not sure what room the Sox have for Jeff after signing Bad Wilkkkkkkkkerson,” hit a rbi single. Good for you Jeff. I think he was inspired by Daubach in the booth.

50 more years for Fenway? That’s according to the Trio sans Theo yesterday.

“We’re very adamant. I can’t imagine replicating what we have in Fenway Park,” Henry said. “There are a lot of elements that have gone into our record-breaking sellout streak, but I think Fenway may be the biggest one of them all.”

The Celts finally hit a wall on their West Coast swing without Garnett: namely L.A. (Clippers). Everyone knows the Boston/L.A. match-up is always tough. And, I think the Celts did admirably only losing by 2 on the road without their raison du jeu Kevin Garnett. Any doubters, though, need not fear. 22 time all-star and former Georgia Tech player (he majored in Team Chemistry) Stephon Marbury may soon be coming to the Garden. Forget banner 18. I’m thinking about 19 and 20.

Oh yeah. What’s going om at Thom’s? We got some of the spring training games. We should even have some Sox legends coming by early in the season.

BTW, thank you to everyone for all of the gifts and well-wishes. A big, fat, thanks to whoever gave us that economy-sized box of Yankees diapers. The girls are really going through them fast. Now, if I could just get a potty shaped like Yankee Stadium…

You remember that rainy evenin'

I threw you out....with nothin' but a fine tooth comb

Ya, I know I'm to blame, now... ain't it a shame

Jeff Bailey, won't you please come home
- Hughie Cannon

The Can Can

2009-02-19T12:49:00.001-05:00

If you're like me you're thinking, "Sure the Sox have Beckett, and Lester, and Dice K at the top of their rotation. And they picked up Penny and Smoltz. Plus, there are always those wunderkinds Buchholz and Masterson waiting in the wings. And, the workhorse, old reliable Timmy is back ready to throw 300 innings. But, what about excitement?" Where is the man with 12 arm deliveries that can occasionally baffle hitters? Is there a pitcher on this staff that can put down beers as fast as he can throw strikes? Because the ‘Can can. That's right. The Canman is back and just wants a chance. And why not? He's not even 50 years old.

I remember being about three people from the field on the first base side when Oilcan pitched the Sox to the division clincher in 1986 against the Toronto Blue Jays. Before the ninth inning started we climbed down from the grandstand to get a better leap onto the field and celebrate. But, at the top of the frame police horses trotted out lining the stands and preventing and chance of reaching the field. The ‘Can pitched. A flyball hovered above first base, and sure-handed Bill Buckner parked under it for the third out and and a guaranteed trip to the playoffs.

Those were halcyon years to be sure and they're back! Last Thursday a new edition of New Edition dusted off its hits for the Nokia theatre here in New York-for some reason Johnny Gill didn't play "My, my, my." Thank God I didn't go. And, tonight Reputa the Beauta is back in Boston when J. Geils takes the stage at the new House of Blues. Woohoo!

What's my point? Do I want to return to these days of wayward afternoons and Mr. Telephone man? To pegging my pants and shopping at Tello's? To flunking off of nearly every sports team my high school had? To half-heartedly rooting for Roger Clemens? No, I guess I was just young and stupid.

Tonight Harpoon will be at the bar pouring their new Catamount Maple Wheat. Stick around after the event for Celts game at Utah.

The Sox

Pitchers and catchers have duly reported and we are less than a week away from the first spring training game. We will show at Thom’s every game they let us.

You got me saying
My, My, My
My, My, My
You sure look good tonight
And your so damn fine

-Johnny Gill

The Wrath of Rondo

2009-02-05T11:24:00.001-05:00

As that great sage of morrowyear Khan Noonien Singh once said, "Revenge is a dish best served cold." Well, it's freezing in Boston and here come the Lakers.

Apparently one of the Lakers' players set a scoring record in New York this week, but, I'm having trouble finding any mention of it anywhere. So, let's just assume, to be safe, that it was Sasha Vujacic-he of silken hair. Well, I'm sure Ray Allen has another bowl of cold chowder waiting for him. I think tonight we will ring the bell every time Sasha cries.

All right, maybe I'm obsessing over the Lakers. But, the Celts were playing just fine until they ran into the Lakers on Christmas. After that they lost a pitiful 7 of nine. I don't want to see another winning streak interrupted by another losing streak. And I'm not alone. Even Coach Rivers is a bit worried, "I could care less about the Lakers," said coach Doc Rivers. "We play them twice a year." Did you notice he didn't say "couldn't care less"? A-ha! So the Celts care and you should to. The game starts at 8 p.m. Come out tonight for a huge game and $4 Thom's and Spaceman Ale.

And speaking of the Spaceman: The deft lefty was spotted at Fantasy Camp in Florida this week by a few Thommies. When this bar was brought up he said, "Those guys email me like everyday." Yes. Yes we do.

Hockey News

Your first place by a mile Boston Bruins take on the Ottawa Senators tonight at 7 p.m.. And, since the word "Senator" has come to symbolize corruption lately you might say that your Bruins are taking on Corruption tonight. Good For You Bruins. Seriously, if you haven't seen the Bruins play yet this year you have to. Come see their passing and defense and all around high energy game first hand. And speaking of hockey...

The Bean Pot

In a stunning turn of events the Huskies of Northeastern annihilated the BC Eagles in round 1 of the Bean Pot Monday. Next Monday NE faces perennial champions BU who barely squeaked by Harvard in the first round.

Hey! Gotta gotta pay back!! (The big payback)

Revenge!! I'm mad (the big payback)

Got to get back! Need some get back!! Pay Back! (the big payback)

There it tis!! Payback!!! Revenge!!! I'm mad!!

-James Brown

Harpoon Event Tonight.

2009-01-22T10:51:00.005-05:00

Big goings on in Thom’s sports world.

First off, the Celts are back! Sorta. After a miserable stretch that began Christmas in L.A. the Celts restored their confidence by beating some middling teams and then blew out Phoenix and Miami all the while quietly putting together a tidy 6 game winning streak. How do they celebrate this apparent return to form? They are going to Disneyworld to take on the top ranked team in the NBA, the Orlando Magic. A victory tonight would put the Celts right back on top of the rankings; they’re going to need some help though.

So, the nice people at Harpoon have brought us another barrel of their Leviathan Imperial IPA. This super-beer should have enough hops to help us help the Celts out leap even NBA’s superman. Also, on tap tonight for our “Third Thursday” party-we highlight a different Harpoon special the third Thursday of every month-is the UFO, Winter Warmer, Rauchfetzen (smoke beer), and Thom’s Ale. All of them will be on special for the game.

Goodbye

In a bit of sad news, one of our own has left us. David Aaaaardsma, ranked number one in the Baseball Encyclopedia, was traded yesterd ay to the Mariners for minor league pitcher Fabian Williamson . Growing up in Colorado it was Aardsma’s dream to some day play for his favorite team, the Red Sox. His Boston reared grandmother as a girl used to operate the scoreboard at Fenway Park with her twin sister. The Aardsma clan (pictured) came by Thom’s last Summer to watch a game and have a few drinks. They were even nice enough to send us some autographed stuff for a fund raiser. Good luck guys.

Hello

And now on to a man that needs no more luck from us: Jim Ed Rice. A big fat “congrats” goes to Jim Rice who on his last try was selected to be enshrined in the National Baseball Hall of Fame. The most feared hitter of his day will have a day of his own on July 26 in Cooperstown, New York. Your Governor is planning on going and he’s trying to set up some fun events like a tour of the Ommegang Brewery, and guided tours of the Hall of Fame, and maybe even a wiffleball game or two. Drop me a line with any questions. If you are planning a trip to the Hall this summer, plan it now.

Remember my name.

Fame.

I'm gonna live forever. I'm gonna learn how to fly.

High.

I feel it coming together. People will see me and cry.

Fame.

I'm gonna make it to heaven. Light up the sky like a flame.

Fame.

I'm gonna live forever. Baby remember my name.

-Dean Pitchford

Huge Game for the Green

2009-01-09T12:20:00.008-05:00

To tell you the God’s honest truth I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about the BCS National Championship. Wait a minute. Is it “could give a rat’s ass”? Anyway, I could care less who won last night or could I? Damn it! No coffee, no brain. What I do care about is that two teams I grew up very close to are moving in opposite directions: the Celtics and the Harvard Crimson.

The much vaunted division III Crimson defeated the #17 ranked BC Eagles this week and thus rioted by parking a car in Harvard yard. Those crazy kids. But, do not think gloating is beneath the Crimson. Their website reads: “Lin Dominates, Harvard Stuns No. 17 Boston College.” Dominates! Take that Eagles. I would quote some more of the article but it’s 54 pages long and deals with the geo-political effects of the victory on somewho called Keynesian economics. Blah. Blah. Blah. The two Crimson fans in attendance for the game and were not treated well.

Meanwhile, doing their best BC impression your Boston Celtics have been shitting the proverbial bed lately. (Can I say that?) Their uninspired play has turned them from talk of the “greatest team ever” to three straight losses including an ignominious (I got that word from the Harvard article) one against the Knicks. Now, we know they’ll turn it around; they’re too good to play like this. But, it might take a boot in the ass from Fitzy to get them going.

Tonight at 8 p.m. they have a chance to erase all that has happened since a road loss to the Lakers. The Green travel to Cleveland to take on crab-dribbling LeBrOn JaMes and his Cavaliers. The winner of this game will undoubtedly be considered the best in the NBA and the favorite for the championship unless the Celtics lose. In which case it just won’t matter.

Hot Stove

The Red Sox have signed a few players thus far who will be auditioning for catcher. Mark Kotsay said, “They gave me a mill and-a-half and asked if I could catch. I can catch. I have a glove. I can catch.” Another candidate could be John Smoltz who was found scratching his head at Sammy White’s bowling alley. A professional caliber bowler in the 10-pin game Smoltz was only able to muster an 89 in candlepin and missed the red twice. Don Gillis rolled over in his grave and my 9 year-old niece could be seen in the next lane in hysterics.

The Sox also signed Rhode Island’s own Rocco Baldelli opting to give him number 5. Reporters were able to track done a few of Rocco's neighbors from Cumberland at the New York System hot dog joint in Woonsocket. Rocco's high school math teacher said, "He was a good kid, always took part in class, always had his book." Dennis McHugh who grew up on the same block added, "He was a real good kid. Definitely. Always stayed out of trouble and stuff." His God-father Claude Roy elecuted, "He was alright, I guess-no, just kidding. He was a good kid. He always helped his mother with the garbage and stuff. He loved cabinets and clamcakes."

So go ahead, put us down

One of these days we'll turn it around

Won't be long mark my word

Time has come for revenge of the nerds

-Rubinoos

Blondie in Concert for Charity

2009-01-06T11:27:00.003-05:00

Deborah Harry (of Blondie fame) will perform in concert at the Institute for Collaborative Education (ICE), a public middle school/high school in the old Stuyvesant High School building. She’s doing a fundraiser for the school, which is dealing with Dept of Ed budget cuts.

When: Thursday, January 22 at 7 PM
Where: 345 E. 15 Street (off 1st Avenue)
Who: Deborah Harry performing with members of the Jazz Passengers and ICE student musicians

Tickets: $25 at the door, $20 if you purchase on the school’s Web site: http://www.iceschool.net/home.aspx

The Mission Statement

2009-01-02T13:48:00.005-05:00

Boston Celtics General Manager Danny Ainge draped in a new Christmas bathrobe looked down at the Homer Simpson slippers his wife had given him and just laughed "D'oh!" Even the Celtics' loss to their longtime foe the Lakers could not get him down on Christmas Day. So what if Rondo who could be brilliant at 4 game clips, could also occasionally drag the team down with early foul trouble and over enthusiastic play. He just needed to find an experienced back up guard that could give some quality minutes down the stretch when Rondo struggled.

Whenever he found himself taking a loss extra hard he looked for affirmation to a letter from Red Auerbach he had framed on his living room wall that read, "Hey, I don't have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I have failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my life. I love my wife. And I wish you my kind of success." "Aw, Red. I miss you buddy," he whispered to himself and reached for the remote control.

It was about 11 pm and TBS holiday programming included the family favorite "Jerry Maguire". "Serendipity, do-dar-day!" He winked outside at the inflatable snowman in a snowglobe that lit up his Belmont home's lawn and reclined to his favorite sports movie.

Then it hit him: "Show me the money. That's it! Stephon Marbury." Ainge picked up the phone and dialed.

"Steph? It's Danny. How's your head?" Marbury paused shocked for a second. Had his daily ritual of staring at the phone for 15 minutes every 15 minutes finally worked in getting an NBA GM to call him? He answered Ainge's strange query, "Bubblicious."
Ainge continued, "Steph, I want you to play for the Celtics."
"That's what I'm talking about! Starting point guard for the champions! The Starman is back!"
"No, no Steph. I want you to be the back-up point guard."
"Danny, I got a shelf life of ten years, tops. My next contract's gotta bring me the dollars that'll last me and mine a long time. Shit, I'm out of this sport in 5 years. What's my family gonna live on? Huh?"
"Steph, think about back when you were a little kid. It wasn't about the money, was it? Was it?"

Marbury moved the receiver away from his face and stared at it. His iphone skin was a gold-plated one hundred dollar bill. He blinked and told Ainge, "You are hanging on by a very thin thread Danny, and I dig that about you!"

Beginning to feel fed up, Ainge laid into his would be ersatz pointguard, "When you get on the court, it's all about what you didn't get, who's to blame, who underthrew the pass, who's got the contracts you don't, who's not giving you love. That is not what inspires people. That is not what inspires people! Shut up, play the game! Play it from the heart."

Danny finally felt like he was getting through. Steph answered quizzically, "You tell me to eat lima beans, I'll eat lima beans." "Lima beans?" Ainge muttered to himself. "Yuck!" He turned his attention back to Marbury and calmly said, "Help me...help you. Help me, help you-"

Before he could finish, the pride of Coney Island had cut him off, "Shut up, just shut up Danny. You had me at hello."

"You scared me! Don't do that again...ever! Ever, ever, ever!! Okay?" Ainge exhaled, and winked again at his snowman in a snowglobe on the lawn of his Belmont home.

And so a match made in heaven was born- a Christmas miracle, if you will. Danny hung up his snoopy phone and giggled to himself when out of the corner of his eye he noticed one last unopened present under the tree. It was a card wrapped in a golden envelope. "Where did that come from?" Danny wondered. He opened the envelope and found a note from Mrs. Ainge: "If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I'd do it. It's not something I'm interested in. Once, yeah, it seemed normal, but it was just a phase, a college thing, like torn Levi's or baseball for you." Danny kicked his Homers onto the floor and sprinted for the bedroom. To be continued...

*****

Yes through all of this musing and rusing there is one thing true the Celtics appear on the verge of acquiring NBA pariah Stephon Marbury. While I feel he got something of a bum steer in New York I'm not sure I see the wisdom of signing a shoot first no defense playing point guard to a pass happy shut 'em down team. Ainge has made a couple great moves and a pile of bad ones. We'll see...

In related news, Theo Epstein has contacted the agent of Albert Belle and asked the Hall of Fame douchenozzle to come out of retirement. The Bruins have done the same with Sean Avery. The Patriots have invited the always welcome Eric Mangini back into their fold and the state of New York has extended an olive branch to Eliot Spitzer.

Come out tonight to catch what might be one of the last Starbury-less Celtics game of the year.

Theres a starman waiting in the sky
H'ed like to come and meet us
But he thinks hed blow our minds
Theres a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows its all worthwhile
-David Robert Jones .

Harpoon Premiere and Reindeer

2008-12-18T11:41:00.002-05:00

It is supposed to snow like a bastard tomorrow. We might get up to 8 inches! So you know what that means: New York City will be shut down for 2 weeks, one day for the snow and 13 days to complain about it. The headlines will read “Armageddon” and “Global Warming?”. Meanwhile, somewhere in New England your grandmother will plow 14 inches out of her driveway without complaining just to get the new circulars.

Therefore, you should come out tonight and try the new Harpoon Leviathan Baltic Porter and maybe have a few clams to boot. We’ll be giving away holiday packs of Harpoon beer, perfect to take home to the aforementioned grandmother. It’s simple, buy an Harpoon and get a lottery ticket. And, because the first place Bruins are on Thom’s will be $4 during the game.

Need another reason to come out? How about the impeding beer tax? That’s right; the price of beer is going up in NYC if Gov. Patterson has his way. Many creative imbibers have come up with their own forms of civil disobedience. Some sharp-shoers are on their way to the Governor’s office to hurl boots at Patterson in protest. (That might not be the best idea.) While others snuck out to the East River late last night to dump beer into the harbor. At the last minute one of the leaders of the brigade known best to his followers by his nom de guerre Pez, decided that it would be best to drink the beer first then "pour" it into the river. Three protesters were cited for public urination.

The Bruins come to Newark next week to take on the Devils. Drop me a line if you're going to the game Tuesday in new Jersey.

My holiday wish list is a modest one: I hope that Celtics keep winning right through the stupid Lakers on Christmas Day. I hope the Bruins somehow hold onto this pace and remain watchable all year long. I hope the Patsies run the table and make the playoffs. And, I hope all of the ridiculous baseball rumors end and someone signs somebody.

Happy Holidays,

The Guvner.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,

And we'd begged her not to go.

But she'd left her medication,

So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

-Randy Brooks

CC, Pick Up That Pen And Talk to Me!

2008-12-11T12:09:00.005-05:00

On Monday the New York Yankees asked the city for more money in tax exempt bonds and yesterday, they began to spend it. C.C. “Creamed Corn” Sabathia, last year’s half season Cy Young will be signing the largest contract for a pitcher ever when he agrees to a $161 million deal with the Yankees.

When asked if the timing was right to make such an expensive buy in this down economy Yankees G.M. Brian Cashman answered, “There’s a pitcher that’s been on my mind-all the time: C.C. Sabathia.” The Yankees' G.M.'s fascination with the the porcine pitcher led to a chance meeting this week in Las Vegas when “Creamed Corn” bumped into Cashman in the steam room at the Bellagio. C.C. didn’t recognize the G.M. right away. Said Cashman, “Now he didn’t even know my name, but I think he liked me just the same: C.C. Sabathia.” Cashman was rebuffed at first by the burly hurler, but he pressed on “Ooh give me a chance, give me a sign, I’ll show her anytime, C.C Sabathia oh oh.” Confused at first by the strangely gender-mixed offer the stout starter Sabathia focused on the ridiculous paycheck and relented. “It’s not about the money.” said C.C. “It’s about the 30 burger bag at White Castle.”

Not to be outdone by the Yankees’ celebrity splash, the Mets signed a Putz for their bullpen, again. (I can’t wait for the headlines, oy!)

But, what new for the Olde Towne Team? Feeling like their losing the headlines to their pin-striped rivals the Sox announced that they would go to a bar tonight and reveal a new logo. Wow. Take that Yankees. The Sox now have a pointier “B” and the MVP to boot. When asked why the Red Sox showed no apparent interest in pursuing the corpulent curveballer Sabathia, GM Theo Epstein said, “Oh, if he called me I’d be there, I’d come running anywhere-C.C. Sabathia.” (For real updates check out Bob Lobel's new radio show on Sawxheads.)

And, what does the man on the street think? Paul “Fitzy” Fitzgerald has spent a great deal of his life on the street (tsk tsk). On the signing he commented, “At a little more than half a million a pound that’s some expensive cheese the Yanks just bought.” Good for you, Fitzy.

Well, enough ballyhoo, what about the bar? Tonight the 20-2 Boston Celtics take on the Washington Wizards. We’ve extended our Sox beer special to the Celts and Bruins too.

Next Thursday we’ll be unveiling the newest in the line of Harpoon Leviathan beers: Baltic Porter. This beer is a heavy hitter at 9.5% and won’t last long. Come on in and have it and a few clams. We might even have a few give-aways.

The Rice countdown is on. In his 15th year on the ballot, Jim Rice seems to have his best chance to get accepted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. The results will be announced Jan 12.

Thommies in the News

Check out Thom’s regular and RSN cabinet member Rick Field talking about his pickle with Martha Stewart.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Meet the new boss

Same as the old boss

-Brian Cashman

The Frog that Became a King

2008-11-20T10:51:00.002-05:00

As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my
privilege to extend to you a laurel…and a hardy handshake.

-Howard Johnson

The hardware and titles just keep on coming. No, the Red Sox did not win it all this year. But, they’re giving us plenty in the off season to cheer for. Not only did Dusty win the Gold Glove, Silver Slugger, and the Lucite Lighter, on Tuesday he added to the pile an MVP trophy. What a year it was for a man I refuse to refer to as small out of fear that he will kick my ass.

Dusty is not the only one getting hardware around here. Some 4000 New York Sox fans have been named to the cabinet of His Mighty Munificence The Governor of RSNNY. And, around 8 o'clock they will gather tonight at Thom’s to mingle and share a hot stove and cold drinks and even take some stuff home with them. Not an officer yet? Don’t fret. Just tell us which title you want and His Goobernatorialness will consider it. Just be warned, the following titles are already taken: Secretary of Edjumacation, Monsignor of Faith, Archivist of Thunder Mist, Borough President of Third Base, and Guy of Strong. (Click to see all of the titles.) In honor of these noble posts Harpoon Brewery will be at Thom's promoting their Winter Warmer Ale and giving away stuff (a.k.a. beer).

As a bonus The Boundless Botolphian Governor of RSNNY has convinced the NBA to schedule the 1st place defending champion Boston Celtics against the Detroit Pistons for tonight.

Ode to Dusty
Did you ever read about a frog who dreamed of bein' a king

And then became one

Well except for the names and a few other changes

If you talk about me, the story's the same one
-Neil Leslie Diamond

Hot Stove, Cold Beer

2008-11-14T13:18:00.003-05:00

"I can and shall yield to no call that does not come from the spontaneous action and free will of the nation at large and void of the slightest agency of my own . . . In no case can I permit myself to be a candidate of any part, or yield myself to any party schemes."

-Zachary Taylor

For a moment last night the bar had the fever. You know, that feeling you get watching these New England teams down late, expecting a come back. And, when it happened all erupted. Matt Cassel had trouble connecting all night, but when he did it was a big one to Randy Moss in the corner of the end zone who fought off a bear hug by Ty Law. It was Marc Wilson to Hart Lee Dykes all over again. And like those Patsies of my high school years, it was all for naught. Brett Favre and the Jets screen passed the crap out of us and took first place by a field goal. Luckily, we have a long time to prepare for our next game versus Miami (11/23).

Don’t look now, but the Bruins are becoming the talk of the town. While the Pats were kicking field goals in the first half last night the Bruins were keeping pace with a 6-1 win over the Canadiens breaking a 12 game losing streak versus the Habs.

And, don’t get me started on the Celts. Lots to watch right now. So, we’ve decided to extend the Sox $4 Thom’s special to the Celts and Bruins games. Just make sure you ask your bartender for the special.

And speaking of special…

Inaugural Ball

So you know by now that Red Sox Nation has a Governor or two. But, did you know that it also has an Ambassador to Westchester, a Minister of Propagander, and a Comptroller of Kickbacks (Indicted)? These powerful posts, ignoble men and women one and all, will be feted at Professor Thom’s next Thursday for the gala inaugural ball. What is a gala inaugural ball? It’s basically the official winter gathering to celebrate and complain about the season past and to joke about the name Nick Swisher. For the festivities a winter warmer is in order so what better than Harpoon’s offering, Winter Warmer: hot stove in a bottle.

Harpoon will be on hand giving out cases of beer and t-shirts and other stuff for free. And speaking of Harpoon, next month we’ll be pouring their Baltic Porter along with a few clams in a little night we like to call Clamapalooza. (Details to follow.)

We're having a party,

dancing to the music

played by the D.J.

on the radio
-Sam Cook

The Governor's Sox

Memories of 9/11

George Kimball on the Jackie Robinson Tryout with the Red Sox

The Spaceman Film is Taking Off!

The Integration of Fenway Park

Adrian Gonzalez-san

Radioactive Item Found in Boston

$9 Flights to Boston?

RED SOX ANNOUNCE PREPARATIONS FOR 2012 CELEBRATION OF FENWAY PARK’S 100TH ANNIVERSARY

Happy Jackie Robinson Day

Goodbye Professor Thom's

RIP Lou Gorman

Red Sox vs. Yankees: This Time It's Impersonal

“Otey and Jackie: An Unlikely Rivalry”

Get Yourself Some Vintage Sox Uniforms

2011 Red Sox Nation Packages

Aaron Rodgers Out vs. Pats?

Sox Stories

Todays Headlines: Cliff Lee to Phil-Lees

A Recipe out of Left-Field

Sox sign Carl Crawford

On This Day - Blech!

Onward to The Playoffs

A Yankee Stadium First: Browns' Thomspon Integrates the Bronx

R.I.P. Cappy Harada, A Forgotten Baseball Great

A Two-Fer at Thom's Tonight

Lucky 7's Jackpot

Big Day for Boston?

Isn't it Grand?

Huge Opener at Fenway

New England News Items

Ahhh

We're Back

Thom's Temporarily Closed.

Rondo at WR

Happy Anniversary

Lobsterpalooza!

A Yankee Theatre Review

Happy Anniversary

Mariano Caught Cheating?

Huge Harpoon Event!

The Red Sox Report

Jimmy Fund Thom’s-a-thon

August 22, 2009 RSN NY at Fenway

Rock Lobster

A Steal of Two Cities

Half Way There

Halper Auctioeer Claims no Knowledge of Stolen Will

Yankee Thieves Steal Boston Treasures

All That Glitters is Gold.

David Hunt Removes Questionable Harry Wright Letters From MLB Sale

Wright Letters Removed From MLB Auction

More Evidence Surfaces in Theft of Wright Letters

Caught at Seconds

You Know We Have a Hell of a Band...

New Harpoon Tonight.

The More Things Stay The Same

Don’t Worry, Big Papi.

Versus and Verses

The Perfect Storm

The Story of The Hurricanes.

How Sweep It Is!

Olde Tyme Hockey

Saw an eyeball peepin' Through a smoky cloud behind the green door When I said "Joe sent me" Someone laughed out loud behind the green door All I want to do is join the happy crowd behind the green door

Thrivalry Thursday

Opening Day and Tiant at Thom’s

Love For Sale

Brackets and Squares

Sox/Yanks: A Prologue

Go Twins

The Can Can

The Wrath of Rondo

Harpoon Event Tonight.

Huge Game for the Green

Blondie in Concert for Charity

The Mission Statement

Harpoon Premiere and Reindeer

CC, Pick Up That Pen And Talk to Me!

The Frog that Became a King

Hot Stove, Cold Beer

Saw an eyeball peepin'
Through a smoky cloud behind the green door
When I said "Joe sent me"
Someone laughed out loud behind the green door
All I want to do is join the happy crowd behind the green door