Red Sox Haiku

Here are all of the

Submissions for the contest.

Help pick a winner!

-P. Thom

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Baseball before dawn

Daisuke on familiar mound

Kirin for breakfast

Konichiwa, how

Say "Manny being Manny"

In Japanese? Hai!

All eyes on Edo

New season rises with sun

World Champs now play World

-Michael Liss

I think that's awesome

for Thom's to open early

Will Sonny's as well?

-Andrew Wasif

I

The alarm clock rings

It's 6 and the Sox are on

Praise f*cking Jesus

II
The alarm clock rings

It's 6 and the Sox are on

Please pass the sake

-Bryan Joiner

I

Sox Rub Sleep From Eyes

Sun Rises Over Fuji

A Blast From Papi!

II

Champions Head East

To Land Of The Rising Sun

Baseballs Strike Bamboo
-Jason Stevens

Matsuzaka is

Our Daniel-san. Is Oakland

Our Cobra-Kai? No!

-Kristine Zaleskis

I

Dice-K takes the mound

The hero of two nations

Play besuboru!
II

Red Sox in Japan

Better than Bad News Bears 3

Papi skunks Kelly

III
Manny be Manny

In a strange and far-off land

Domo Mannysan
IV

Red Sox dawn rising

Awake! Awake! all ye fans

It's time to defend
-Matt Fortnow

Tiny dark-eyed girl sees hero on mound
In a new Boston cap, she is beaming
Tokyo's dusk is again her hero's

-Rhonda Zapatka

Predawn East Coast beer

Rabid chants: "FucK KaczmarczyK"

DaisuKe's mullet striKes

-Jules Verdone

I

Cherry blossoms burst
Fields run red and white with...Sox
Marry me Lowell

II
Overflowing eggs

Family gathered at Thoms

Alas, I slumber

-Melinda Richards

Early east-coast sun

Bring Red Sox game from Japan

Let's watch at Prof. Thoms

-Giack Selloni

Defending champions

won't condone shenanigans

from greedy bastards.

-Rob LaRose

Red Sox charter jet

Soars agleam thru the twilight,

Like Papi’s big fly.

-Peter M. Collery