Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Huge Harpoon Event!

It finally happened. That thing we thought unlikely. Last night at Professor Thom's you did not finish our lobsters! To say I'm disappointed would be an understatement. So, to remedy this we insist that you eat lobster rolls all night tonight and tonight only. Yes, there are critters roaming the floors of the pub and for the first time they are edible.
Come in for the Red Sox game against Baltimore, eat a lobster roll. Play trivia, eat a lobster roll. It's late. Had too much to drink? Eat a lobster roll. It's your fault.
This Friday do not miss the Harpoon event of a lifetime. It's huge. It's gigantic. It's every other hyperbole I didn't get to use on my honeymoon. It's 12 Harpoon beers including 3 from the Leviathan Series and the man who started it all, owner of Harpoon Brewery, Rich Doyle. Mr. Doyle will be talking about the beers at 6:30 on Friday. You can do a tasting of the 12 for $12. That's wicked cheap!  To boot, we’ll be giving away free passes for the tasting at Trivia tonight!
(Oh, anyone from New England that has perhaps slipped into an alien way of speaking needs to see this video. This man can really help: Ass clown.  I expect you all to be talking like a “real Mainer” by nightfall.
Thom Brady
The Pats are back next Monday against Buffalo.  While they’ve cut most of their players and will be fielding only 7 defenders, Thom Brady will be there.  Therefore, the Pats will never lose again.
Thommies in the News
Check out the video NESN took of some Thommies at the only Sox win against the Yankees a couple weeks ago.
Finally, a huge thank you to everyone that helped is raise money for the Jimmy Fund.  Our two day tally was almost $2,200!   You rule.
He's been gone for such a long time
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Now he's back and things'll be fine
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
-Robert Feldman, Gerald Goldstein and Richard Gottehre

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