Johnny Went to Boston.
Johnny Went to Town.
Watch out Johnny-wait a minute. Johnny paid 9 bucks? Ok, you can't fly to Boston for $9, because you have to buy a return trip ticket to Newark. Hell, blow off the flight back if you want and it's $18 for one-way.
Today only this deal is available here (Wicked Good Flying Deal). Fly from Newark, NJ to Boston, and back for less than $20. Have fun!
If you buy this, let me know. I still don't believe it.