There's No Need to Fear! Fitzy is Here!

Well, the Sox are fading fast. Or is it that they're just giving the MFY a glimmer of hope so they can smoke them in August and end this thing for good? No, I think they're fading. But all is not lost. Just when you needed an injection of Nantasket Beach water, The Boston Teabag Party is back.

That's right! the Teabag Party is back and, seriously, it is better than ever! So come to Thom's tonight or go to Hull!

The Boston Teabag Party, the only show in New York City that features the best comedians from the Boston area, returns this week for its monthly visit of wicked pissah hilariousness, live from Professor Thom's, New York's best Bostonian-friendly bar.

This month's TNT powder keg of an installment is this THURSDAY, JULY 19th @ 9pm, and for only $5 you get an evening of laughs from:

** SHANE MAUSS - Best Stand Up Comic Winner at the 2007 HBO US Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, CO

** PATRICK BORELLI - One very funny fella. He's been on Late Night with Conan and O'Brien and Comedy Central's Premium Blend, plus he just got married to his super-hot wife out in Wisconsin.

** ROB O'REILLY - He may look harmless, but he packs a mean, funny punch. Could he be the next Tonight Show correspondent?

**A special visit from TownieNews.com's PAUL "FITZY" FITZGERALD

** Another gluttonous MINUTEMAN CHALLENGE

** Hosted by NICK STEVENS

** Music, sidekickery and more from DJ MOUSTACHIO, aka GEOFFREY STEVENS

More Thom's Foolery

Q. How do you know when your big league team has jumped the shark?
A. When undercover NYC cops dress as you to make a bust.

Word on the streets of Bed-Stuy is that the NYPD is making busts dressed as Red Sox fans! Apparently, there are so many Sox fans in Brooklyn that dressing like them is "blending in".

There's no need to fear, Fitzy is here.

When criminals in this world appear,
And break the laws that they should fear,
And frighten all who see or hear,
The cry goes up both far and near for
Fitzy, Fitzy, Fitzy, Fitzy.

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Fitzy, Fitzy.

When in this world the headlines read
Of those who's hearts are filled with greed
And rob and steal from those in need.
To right this wrong with blinding speed goes
Fitzy, Fitzy, Fitzy, Fitzy.

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Fitzy, Fitzy