Saturday, April 10, 2010
Isn't it Grand?
Monday, April 05, 2010
Huge Opener at Fenway
We were wondering just how many would show up at Thom's for the Opener given the late start and the holidays; we'll never wonder again. The place was packed. In case you were trapped in Worcester or something, here's some video of what you missed: Exclusive Thom's Opener Video. Regardless of where you watched it, it was a great game, sort of, unless you're a Beckett owner, then you're team got off to a rough start. (And, for all of you CC owners, GFY.) Oh, to be at Fenway last night. Pedro threw out the first pitch. Herb Brooks was there. Steven Tyler sang. And, to top it off, Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show's Neil Leslie Diamond sang what he sings. Then there was baseball. Youk pounded the ball and Pedroia took advatage of a poor, washed up pitcher. In the end, the comeback was glorious if for no other reason the cheering crowd washed out Michael Kay's voice in the bar. (Big fat GFY to YES too.) But, unknown to the rest of the world is the real reason the Sox won: The Jorge Hex. Yes, a Jorge Pasado bobblehead doll was duly hexed causing the critical passed ball last night. Hip-Hip... How good was last night's game? CHB had nothing bad to say. 'Nuff Ced. Tomorrow night it's back om at Thom's. Game 2 of 2010. We'll have some give-aways and, as always, Thom's Ale and Spaceman Ale are $4 during the game. Don't forget the Celts and Bruins (fingers crossed) are playoffs bound. We'll have all of those games and the NCAA Championship tonight and BC in the Frozen Four on Thursday. Not enough? Need more? Ok, Tuesday night my Lady Huskies play for the championship, again! How do you like them apples? So, come out and while you're there get a taste of our own rivalry brewing in the hood. Great moments are born from great opportunity. And that's what you have here tonight, boys. That's what you've earned here, tonight. One game. If we played 'em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game. Not tonight. Tonight, we skate with 'em. Tonight, we stay with 'em, and we shut them down because we can! Tonight, we are the greatest hockey team in the world. You were born to be hockey players -- every one of ya. And you were meant to be here tonight. This is your time. Their time -- is done. It's over. I'm sick and tired of hearin' about what a great hockey team the Soviets have. Screw 'em! This is your time!! Now go out there and take it! -Herb |
Friday, March 26, 2010
New England News Items
Ever dreamed of getting on the field at Fenway? You don't have to be a good baseball player, just a good person: Red Sox Run.
A-Rod's in trouble again.
The Pats love their draft packs and have plaenty of them, but when will they learn how to use them? Pats picks.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
We're Back
We're Back! And now it's time to party! On Monday, February 22 Thom's will re-open it's doors after a, ahm, break-vacation. Yeah, that's the ticket, the bar was on vacation. Well, it's back and got some nice rest and color in the process. During the time off we weren't idle: the floors and the bar downstairs have been swept and even cleaned. So, come on in and muss them up again. Thank you all for your concern and emails and offers to write the Community board on our behalf. It was truly flattering. Because of your loyalty, all week we'll have grand re-opening parties: Monday: Lobster Mondays will run as planned plus Happy Hour will be from open to close. Tuesday: Trivia with John Quinn and re-opening brought to you by Union Beer Distributors. All Union products like Smuttynose, Ommegang, and Sierra Nevada will be $2 off. Wednesday: Bingo is back Bigtime! Check it out with $1 sliders and Heineken and Amstel specials all night. Thursday: Harpoon Brewery will be on hand for give-aways galore and specials on their beers which will be aplenty. In addition, Happy Hour will be extended to 8 pm all week! As a bonus we will show you the best Winter Olympic events from the day on tape delay so they're on when you get there. How about them apples? |
Thursday, February 04, 2010
Thom's Temporarily Closed.
Friday, January 08, 2010
Rondo at WR
Like I always say, “Rondo rules.” Ok, so maybe I’ve been a little rough on Rondo because he seemed to turn into a circus bear 15% of the time, juggling the ball for no apparent reason then mauling anyone near him, (although, I often like whom he chooses to maul). But, last night, like he’s done several times this season, he carried the Celts to victory, first with this play, then an OT where he outscored the Heat himself. I bet we could get a lot for him in trade now…
Fact: The Pats have never won a Superbowl with Wes Welker on their team. While there’s no denying that Welker has been unreal for Brady the reality is David Patton, and Bethel Johnson have been enough in the past. I know, one step at a time.
The playoffs looks good for the Pats. The Ravens always find someone way to lose to us then blame the refs-besides, they’ll always be jealous because Edgar Allan Poe was actually from Boston. Anyone can die in Baltimore- and the Colts have already gone home for the year. All that’s left is the Chargers who are bound to be arrested before we’d have to face them. So, that’s clear sailing to the Superbowl and plenty of time to re-sign Bethel Johnson and David Patton in the meanwhile.
The Pats game is this Sunday at 1 pm. We still do not take reservations. However, 2 floors will be open for the game.
More Thoms Foolery
It is really “THE” Rivalry in all of sports although few people care in the least bit about it. Well, we do. This Friday night BC and BU will meet on the neutral ground that is Fenway Park to play hockey. It’s the ghost of Harry Agannis vs. the ghost of Lou Merloni.
What else is going on in New England? Surprise! More wackiness in New Bedford.
Thommies in The News
This Sunday night at 10 pm on MLB Network check out the film “Holy Land Hardball” by Thom’s regular and filmmaker Brett Rapkin. Then in two weeks catch Brett’s film “Spaceman: A Baseball Odyssey” on MLB on the 24th.
Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
-E.A. Poe
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Happy Anniversary
Ah, the hot stove is heating up. How nice it would be to visit the homeland again. [A salty tear falls to the keyboard rendering the tilde all but useless.] The Sox have a couple new left-fielders and a new pitcher and a new shortstop and the tragedy of it all is these guys won’t be able to see any of it while they’re at work. That’s the Calvinist state that is Massachusetts for you. Meanwhile the Yankees just keep getting stronger (please click).
Shoot down the state a bit to Buzzards Bay and a late library book is being more heavily punished then a 98-year-old killer. Why? Because that’s how New Bedford rolls. They eat barbecue octopus from a can and they do not like you taking over their room. Do not live to 100 and never keep a book past it’s due date.
When asked why she did it 98-year-old Laura Lundquist said, “She’s been wicked aggravatin’ for-like-70, 80 years. I had enough of that old bag.” When the obvious pun was pointed out to Mrs. Lundquist she pulled a shiv on the reporter.
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Tonight at Thom’s we take a walk down memory lane as we half-heartedly celebrate our 4th anniversary. Come in and try some new Harpoon beers and get some free stuff.
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Still looking for that perfect Xmas gift? Well, look no further.
The Thom’s store has a collection of books, music and dvds from people that have been to Thom’s. Please support our regulars. Featured right now is Bill Simmons’ “The Book of Basketball: The NBA According to The Sports Guy”. The Sports Guy did a signing at Thom’s last month where about 1000 people showed up.
How about “This Bad Day in Yankee History” by Gabriel Schechter? The author will be in very soon to help us conduct a little off-season trivia party.
Or, the perfect hat for the big baseball fan in your family. These custom made caps won’t be available for much longer, so jump on it while you can.
Still stuck? Ok, candle pins make a good gift.
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Haaappy Anniversary
Pour a cheerful toast and fill it
Happy Anniversary
But be careful you don't spill it
Happy Anniversary
-by Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera
Monday, November 30, 2009
Lobsterpalooza!
The reporter said, “Bill Belichick was so excited about tonight’s Pats game I saw him *blank*.” (please click for theme music)
I admit it. I’m a “Match Game” junkie. I usually watch two to three episodes every afternoon while feeding the kids. And, before you say it, I know I’m making them junkies too. But what can I do?
I guess I’ll focus on some of my other addictions for a while, namely the Pats and shellfish. Tonight the two combine in an as yet unprecedented performance we like to call Lobsterpalooza.
Yes, while the Pats are ending the ‘aints lossless season we will be
serving up some whole lobster dinners and lobster rolls and raw clams and steamed clams. All of them at very reasonable prices. Wow! Thom Brady and lobster. While supplies last.
The Times-Picayune (I realize that “picayune means small and trivial, but-) has found five reasons the Saints will beat the Pats. Now, I think the Saints are a terrific team but comparing Belichick’s first four years with the Browns and Payton’s first four with the Saints is hardly strong sports journalism. History matters little. Where it counts is our lobsters are bigger than their lobsters.
If you find that you’ve eaten too much tonight celebrating the Pats bacchanalian like you were up too late dancing to Al B. Sure at Venus De Milo’s in 1988 then here’s some virtual ipecac to ease the burden on your stomach. You’re guaranteed to heave.
Woo
Ah, can you feel it, baby
I can
Ooh
Excuse me, do you think that I might be able to touch you
{Who me}
-Albert Joseph Brown III
Friday, November 06, 2009
A Yankee Theatre Review
The performances in general have the feeling of being long over-prepared. Alex Rodriguez who plays the lead is again unconvincing as an everyman (Jack Ashe) whose every noble effort is done in anonymity for the greater good. Instead, he cyanoticaly mouths his lines as many of our players do. Derek Jeter plays lead number two (Cap'n Fispump) consistently, and entirely deserving of the Tony and Oscar he was awarded before the show opened. He touches on every intangible trait you would expect from a great thespian. Hideki Matsui soars in a supporting role performing the entirety of the play in a horrific kabuki mask. But his abilities seem somehow misplaced. His cadence and maturity feel more fitting for the work of niche director Jack Horner then this maudlin stage.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Happy Anniversary
Where were you when the walls of Jericho fell? 5 years ago today your Boston Red Sox won their eighth straight play-off game and took the 2004 World Series in grand fashion. So, Happy Anniversary!
I remember I was at a bar in the West Village with a few friends finishing up a party that had begun more than a week before. The streets filled and the cops came and I’ve felt pretty good ever since.
It’s not easy to commemorate a day such as this; almost all efforts would seem insincere. We’ll try anyhow. The traditional gift for a 5th anniversary is wood. So, I asked the NBA to have the Celtics tip-off their season on the hardwood against the Cavs. Not bad huh? Come in and support the Celts and talk about your 2004 story.
Tonight at 7:30 your Boston Celtics will take on the LeBron Cavaliers in LeBronton, Ohio. It should be a LeBronian night for all as the LeBron LeBron Lebrons the Lebron. Got it? The NBA is dying to make this the LeBronba, but a healthy Garnett and a psychotic ‘Sheed should have something to say about that. And, if Pierce decides he’s going to try and not just walk around and fall like he did against Orlando last year, watch out! Get there early for your seat.
And speaking of getting there early, don’t forget “The Sports Guy” Bill Simmons will be in the house tomorrow signing copied of his new book, “The Book of Basketball: The NBA According to The Sports Guy”
Through the years, you've never let me down
You turned my life around, the sweetest days I've found
I've found with you ... Through the years
I've never been afraid, I've loved the life we've made
And I'm so glad I've stayed, right here with you
Through the years
-Kenneth Ray Rogers
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Mariano Caught Cheating?
Does this explain why that cutter cuts? Have we found the fountain of youth? I'm sure there will be more to this story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KihPKUZni8Y
http://www.halosheaven.com/2009/10/19/1092390/mariano-rivera-caught-doctoring
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Huge Harpoon Event!
It finally happened. That thing we thought unlikely. Last night at Professor Thom's you did not finish our lobsters! To say I'm disappointed would be an understatement. So, to remedy this we insist that you eat lobster rolls all night tonight and tonight only. Yes, there are critters roaming the floors of the pub and for the first time they are edible. (Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Now he's back and things'll be fine
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Wednesday, September 02, 2009
The Red Sox Report
Regular Rob, the VP of RSN interviews two Govs and Jerry Casale. There are also some nice crowd shots of the group.
Also, don't miss all of the photos from the trip: here.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Jimmy Fund Thom’s-a-thon
The Red Sox are playing baseball. Hmm, in other news…
Join us this Thursday and Friday as we help support the annual WEEI-NESN radio-telethon for the Jimmy Fund by having a fundraiser of our own. We will spend two nights raising money by auctioning, raffling, and plain old begging. Feel free to give more than you can afford as all of the money is being sent to a worthwhile charity.
This year we will conduct the charity in honor of the late John Carroll who is memorialized in one of the artworks on our walls. Over one of the booths there is a framed poster of many of the major American newspapers the day after the Sox won the Series in 2004. Affixed to the bottom of the frame is a dedication to John T. Carroll Sr. who, born in 1919, passed away just a few weeks before the Sox finally ended their long draught. In his honor we will donate all proceeds of the two nights to the Jimmy Fund.
And, the highlight of the event will be
the sale of an exact copy of that framed poster, donated by John's son. Many people have asked where they could buy one, and now here's your opportunity. Also, look for autographed items and the usual Thom's give-away: beer. Thank you in advance for your support.
Also on Friday: He's back. The Dreamy One, Tom Brady is finally going to be on TV in New York as the Pats take on their former cross state rival, the Redskins (see, the Redskins began in Boston). Game time is 8 pm.
Looking Ahead
Lenny Clarke is coming to town. The sometime pride of Cambridge will be performing at Comix September 24-26. Let me know if you're interested in going.
Give a little bit
Give a little bit of your love to me
Give a little bit
Ill give a little bit of my love to you
Theres so much that we need to share
So send a smile and show you care
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
August 22, 2009 RSN NY at Fenway
What a time we had at Fenway Saturday! The Sox cooperated completely by annihilating the Yankees 14-1 behind a rookie picture. But, I got the feeling from the reaction among our crowd of 100 that it wouldn't have mattered much had they lost.

It felt like the game couldn't start without us.
The Sox supplied us with Red Sox Nation New York signs and sent the jumbo-tron camera by to broadcast us on the board. And, NESN shot us all day for a piece they're doing about the trip.
All in all, not too shabby for a day at the park.
Thanks to Sox and everyone that helped make this trip possible.
The Boston Globe made mention of the trip here, sorta.
Here's a link to the photos I took: RSN NY Trip.
Here's some that Jerry's family took: The Casales.
And, here's Pizz doing the anthem: You Tube.
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Rock Lobster
| Here we go again...
I mean we have been in first place all year-hold on a second. I have to check something. Wait, this can't be right. We're not in first!? But, we have three catchers. One of them is named Victor. That means "winner" in, ahm, English! And the third one who is hanging out on the sidelines until Wakefield returns is named Kotteras which is Greek for "teacher of Special Guidance Remedial Academics". We're the winners. Oh, now I understand why we have to play them. Because after we win four straight we will be back in first forever. Phew! I feel much better now. Well, at least it's a good excuse to hang out with some old friends. I mean, you are coming by this week, right? Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. What else could you possibly have to do? If you do decide to come in you can get some info about the two buses going to Fenway August 22 to see the Sox host the Yankees. Hmm, hmm? Not too shabby, hey? Also, you find out what these Lobster Mondays are all about at Thom's. Lobster! Hmm, hmm? Thommies in The News Next Monday, we'll have the Sox, cheap lobster, and immediately And, speaking of Thommies in the news, Thom Brady is on "Entourage" Sunday with Markie Mark sans Funkie Bunch. We were at a party -Peter Griffin
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Thursday, July 16, 2009
A Steal of Two Cities

Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Half Way There

Did you catch "The Lost Son of Havana" last week when it screened around New England? No? Well, it will finally make its televion debut on ESPN after the Sox/Detroit game on Aug.10th. Set your DVR now. Ok, that's probably not possible. But, make a mental note now! Still unlikely? How about I remind you?
For you literary types I added a couple books to the Amazon store. First is from our old friend Pete Fornatele who collaborated with Brian Biegel on his book "Miracle Ball: My Hunt for the Shot Heard 'Round the World" It's a terrific story about a long-standing sports mystery.
The second one is "Equation Nineteen" by Louis Garafalo. It's "a book about Alzheimer's research that ends up being used for unintended - and deadly - consequences." The story is set in Boston with many scenes in Fenway park. From the proceeds of each sale the author will be donating $1 to the national Alzheimer's Association and $1 to the Jimmy Fund cancer research center in Boston.
Whooah, were half way there
Livin on a prayer
Take my hand and well make it - I swear
Livin on a prayer
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Halper Auctioeer Claims no Knowledge of Stolen Will
Auctioneer: Way of the will unknown
An auctioneer who worked with a deceased New York Yankees owner who
had stolen Boston baseball treasures in his collection says he doesn’t know what
happened to the missing will of 19th century Hub ballplayer Tommy
McCarthy.
Rob Lifson, a consultant who helped Sotheby’s auction house sell
millions in memorabilia for Yankees owner Barry Halper in 1999, also said he was
unaware that a rare contract sold in that auction was part of a baseball
scrapbook swiped from the New York Public Library.
Huge kickoff to the season (and my fantasy team-thank Youk) last night. 
And now it's time to party! 

following the Red Sox game, the broadcast event you've all been waiting for. It's the network premiere of "