Thursday, February 04, 2010
Thom's Temporarily Closed.
Friday, January 08, 2010
Rondo at WR
Like I always say, “Rondo rules.” Ok, so maybe I’ve been a little rough on Rondo because he seemed to turn into a circus bear 15% of the time, juggling the ball for no apparent reason then mauling anyone near him, (although, I often like whom he chooses to maul). But, last night, like he’s done several times this season, he carried the Celts to victory, first with this play, then an OT where he outscored the Heat himself. I bet we could get a lot for him in trade now…
Fact: The Pats have never won a Superbowl with Wes Welker on their team. While there’s no denying that Welker has been unreal for Brady the reality is David Patton, and Bethel Johnson have been enough in the past. I know, one step at a time.
The playoffs looks good for the Pats. The Ravens always find someone way to lose to us then blame the refs-besides, they’ll always be jealous because Edgar Allan Poe was actually from Boston. Anyone can die in Baltimore- and the Colts have already gone home for the year. All that’s left is the Chargers who are bound to be arrested before we’d have to face them. So, that’s clear sailing to the Superbowl and plenty of time to re-sign Bethel Johnson and David Patton in the meanwhile.
The Pats game is this Sunday at 1 pm. We still do not take reservations. However, 2 floors will be open for the game.
More Thoms Foolery
It is really “THE” Rivalry in all of sports although few people care in the least bit about it. Well, we do. This Friday night BC and BU will meet on the neutral ground that is Fenway Park to play hockey. It’s the ghost of Harry Agannis vs. the ghost of Lou Merloni.
What else is going on in New England? Surprise! More wackiness in New Bedford.
Thommies in The News
This Sunday night at 10 pm on MLB Network check out the film “Holy Land Hardball” by Thom’s regular and filmmaker Brett Rapkin. Then in two weeks catch Brett’s film “Spaceman: A Baseball Odyssey” on MLB on the 24th.
Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
-E.A. Poe
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Happy Anniversary
Ah, the hot stove is heating up. How nice it would be to visit the homeland again. [A salty tear falls to the keyboard rendering the tilde all but useless.] The Sox have a couple new left-fielders and a new pitcher and a new shortstop and the tragedy of it all is these guys won’t be able to see any of it while they’re at work. That’s the Calvinist state that is Massachusetts for you. Meanwhile the Yankees just keep getting stronger (please click).
Shoot down the state a bit to Buzzards Bay and a late library book is being more heavily punished then a 98-year-old killer. Why? Because that’s how New Bedford rolls. They eat barbecue octopus from a can and they do not like you taking over their room. Do not live to 100 and never keep a book past it’s due date.
When asked why she did it 98-year-old Laura Lundquist said, “She’s been wicked aggravatin’ for-like-70, 80 years. I had enough of that old bag.” When the obvious pun was pointed out to Mrs. Lundquist she pulled a shiv on the reporter.
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Tonight at Thom’s we take a walk down memory lane as we half-heartedly celebrate our 4th anniversary. Come in and try some new Harpoon beers and get some free stuff.
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Still looking for that perfect Xmas gift? Well, look no further.
The Thom’s store has a collection of books, music and dvds from people that have been to Thom’s. Please support our regulars. Featured right now is Bill Simmons’ “The Book of Basketball: The NBA According to The Sports Guy”. The Sports Guy did a signing at Thom’s last month where about 1000 people showed up.
How about “This Bad Day in Yankee History” by Gabriel Schechter? The author will be in very soon to help us conduct a little off-season trivia party.
Or, the perfect hat for the big baseball fan in your family. These custom made caps won’t be available for much longer, so jump on it while you can.
Still stuck? Ok, candle pins make a good gift.
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
Haaappy Anniversary
Pour a cheerful toast and fill it
Happy Anniversary
But be careful you don't spill it
Happy Anniversary
-by Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera
Monday, November 30, 2009
Lobsterpalooza!
The reporter said, “Bill Belichick was so excited about tonight’s Pats game I saw him *blank*.” (please click for theme music)
I admit it. I’m a “Match Game” junkie. I usually watch two to three episodes every afternoon while feeding the kids. And, before you say it, I know I’m making them junkies too. But what can I do?
I guess I’ll focus on some of my other addictions for a while, namely the Pats and shellfish. Tonight the two combine in an as yet unprecedented performance we like to call Lobsterpalooza.
Yes, while the Pats are ending the ‘aints lossless season we will be
serving up some whole lobster dinners and lobster rolls and raw clams and steamed clams. All of them at very reasonable prices. Wow! Thom Brady and lobster. While supplies last.
The Times-Picayune (I realize that “picayune means small and trivial, but-) has found five reasons the Saints will beat the Pats. Now, I think the Saints are a terrific team but comparing Belichick’s first four years with the Browns and Payton’s first four with the Saints is hardly strong sports journalism. History matters little. Where it counts is our lobsters are bigger than their lobsters.
If you find that you’ve eaten too much tonight celebrating the Pats bacchanalian like you were up too late dancing to Al B. Sure at Venus De Milo’s in 1988 then here’s some virtual ipecac to ease the burden on your stomach. You’re guaranteed to heave.
Woo
Ah, can you feel it, baby
I can
Ooh
Excuse me, do you think that I might be able to touch you
{Who me}
-Albert Joseph Brown III
Friday, November 06, 2009
A Yankee Theatre Review
The performances in general have the feeling of being long over-prepared. Alex Rodriguez who plays the lead is again unconvincing as an everyman (Jack Ashe) whose every noble effort is done in anonymity for the greater good. Instead, he cyanoticaly mouths his lines as many of our players do. Derek Jeter plays lead number two (Cap'n Fispump) consistently, and entirely deserving of the Tony and Oscar he was awarded before the show opened. He touches on every intangible trait you would expect from a great thespian. Hideki Matsui soars in a supporting role performing the entirety of the play in a horrific kabuki mask. But his abilities seem somehow misplaced. His cadence and maturity feel more fitting for the work of niche director Jack Horner then this maudlin stage.
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Happy Anniversary
Where were you when the walls of Jericho fell? 5 years ago today your Boston Red Sox won their eighth straight play-off game and took the 2004 World Series in grand fashion. So, Happy Anniversary!
I remember I was at a bar in the West Village with a few friends finishing up a party that had begun more than a week before. The streets filled and the cops came and I’ve felt pretty good ever since.
It’s not easy to commemorate a day such as this; almost all efforts would seem insincere. We’ll try anyhow. The traditional gift for a 5th anniversary is wood. So, I asked the NBA to have the Celtics tip-off their season on the hardwood against the Cavs. Not bad huh? Come in and support the Celts and talk about your 2004 story.
Tonight at 7:30 your Boston Celtics will take on the LeBron Cavaliers in LeBronton, Ohio. It should be a LeBronian night for all as the LeBron LeBron Lebrons the Lebron. Got it? The NBA is dying to make this the LeBronba, but a healthy Garnett and a psychotic ‘Sheed should have something to say about that. And, if Pierce decides he’s going to try and not just walk around and fall like he did against Orlando last year, watch out! Get there early for your seat.
And speaking of getting there early, don’t forget “The Sports Guy” Bill Simmons will be in the house tomorrow signing copied of his new book, “The Book of Basketball: The NBA According to The Sports Guy”
Through the years, you've never let me down
You turned my life around, the sweetest days I've found
I've found with you ... Through the years
I've never been afraid, I've loved the life we've made
And I'm so glad I've stayed, right here with you
Through the years
-Kenneth Ray Rogers
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Mariano Caught Cheating?
Does this explain why that cutter cuts? Have we found the fountain of youth? I'm sure there will be more to this story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KihPKUZni8Y
http://www.halosheaven.com/2009/10/19/1092390/mariano-rivera-caught-doctoring
Tuesday, September 08, 2009
Huge Harpoon Event!
It finally happened. That thing we thought unlikely. Last night at Professor Thom's you did not finish our lobsters! To say I'm disappointed would be an understatement. So, to remedy this we insist that you eat lobster rolls all night tonight and tonight only. Yes, there are critters roaming the floors of the pub and for the first time they are edible. (Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Now he's back and things'll be fine
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Wednesday, September 02, 2009
The Red Sox Report
Regular Rob, the VP of RSN interviews two Govs and Jerry Casale. There are also some nice crowd shots of the group.
Also, don't miss all of the photos from the trip: here.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Jimmy Fund Thom’s-a-thon
The Red Sox are playing baseball. Hmm, in other news…
Join us this Thursday and Friday as we help support the annual WEEI-NESN radio-telethon for the Jimmy Fund by having a fundraiser of our own. We will spend two nights raising money by auctioning, raffling, and plain old begging. Feel free to give more than you can afford as all of the money is being sent to a worthwhile charity.
This year we will conduct the charity in honor of the late John Carroll who is memorialized in one of the artworks on our walls. Over one of the booths there is a framed poster of many of the major American newspapers the day after the Sox won the Series in 2004. Affixed to the bottom of the frame is a dedication to John T. Carroll Sr. who, born in 1919, passed away just a few weeks before the Sox finally ended their long draught. In his honor we will donate all proceeds of the two nights to the Jimmy Fund.
And, the highlight of the event will be
the sale of an exact copy of that framed poster, donated by John's son. Many people have asked where they could buy one, and now here's your opportunity. Also, look for autographed items and the usual Thom's give-away: beer. Thank you in advance for your support.
Also on Friday: He's back. The Dreamy One, Tom Brady is finally going to be on TV in New York as the Pats take on their former cross state rival, the Redskins (see, the Redskins began in Boston). Game time is 8 pm.
Looking Ahead
Lenny Clarke is coming to town. The sometime pride of Cambridge will be performing at Comix September 24-26. Let me know if you're interested in going.
Give a little bit
Give a little bit of your love to me
Give a little bit
Ill give a little bit of my love to you
Theres so much that we need to share
So send a smile and show you care
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
August 22, 2009 RSN NY at Fenway
What a time we had at Fenway Saturday! The Sox cooperated completely by annihilating the Yankees 14-1 behind a rookie picture. But, I got the feeling from the reaction among our crowd of 100 that it wouldn't have mattered much had they lost.

It felt like the game couldn't start without us.
The Sox supplied us with Red Sox Nation New York signs and sent the jumbo-tron camera by to broadcast us on the board. And, NESN shot us all day for a piece they're doing about the trip.
All in all, not too shabby for a day at the park.
Thanks to Sox and everyone that helped make this trip possible.
The Boston Globe made mention of the trip here, sorta.
Here's a link to the photos I took: RSN NY Trip.
Here's some that Jerry's family took: The Casales.
And, here's Pizz doing the anthem: You Tube.
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Rock Lobster
| Here we go again...
I mean we have been in first place all year-hold on a second. I have to check something. Wait, this can't be right. We're not in first!? But, we have three catchers. One of them is named Victor. That means "winner" in, ahm, English! And the third one who is hanging out on the sidelines until Wakefield returns is named Kotteras which is Greek for "teacher of Special Guidance Remedial Academics". We're the winners. Oh, now I understand why we have to play them. Because after we win four straight we will be back in first forever. Phew! I feel much better now. Well, at least it's a good excuse to hang out with some old friends. I mean, you are coming by this week, right? Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. What else could you possibly have to do? If you do decide to come in you can get some info about the two buses going to Fenway August 22 to see the Sox host the Yankees. Hmm, hmm? Not too shabby, hey? Also, you find out what these Lobster Mondays are all about at Thom's. Lobster! Hmm, hmm? Thommies in The News Next Monday, we'll have the Sox, cheap lobster, and immediately And, speaking of Thommies in the news, Thom Brady is on "Entourage" Sunday with Markie Mark sans Funkie Bunch. We were at a party -Peter Griffin
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Thursday, July 16, 2009
A Steal of Two Cities

Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Half Way There

Did you catch "The Lost Son of Havana" last week when it screened around New England? No? Well, it will finally make its televion debut on ESPN after the Sox/Detroit game on Aug.10th. Set your DVR now. Ok, that's probably not possible. But, make a mental note now! Still unlikely? How about I remind you?
For you literary types I added a couple books to the Amazon store. First is from our old friend Pete Fornatele who collaborated with Brian Biegel on his book "Miracle Ball: My Hunt for the Shot Heard 'Round the World" It's a terrific story about a long-standing sports mystery.
The second one is "Equation Nineteen" by Louis Garafalo. It's "a book about Alzheimer's research that ends up being used for unintended - and deadly - consequences." The story is set in Boston with many scenes in Fenway park. From the proceeds of each sale the author will be donating $1 to the national Alzheimer's Association and $1 to the Jimmy Fund cancer research center in Boston.
Whooah, were half way there
Livin on a prayer
Take my hand and well make it - I swear
Livin on a prayer
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Halper Auctioeer Claims no Knowledge of Stolen Will
Auctioneer: Way of the will unknown
An auctioneer who worked with a deceased New York Yankees owner who
had stolen Boston baseball treasures in his collection says he doesn’t know what
happened to the missing will of 19th century Hub ballplayer Tommy
McCarthy.
Rob Lifson, a consultant who helped Sotheby’s auction house sell
millions in memorabilia for Yankees owner Barry Halper in 1999, also said he was
unaware that a rare contract sold in that auction was part of a baseball
scrapbook swiped from the New York Public Library.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Yankee Thieves Steal Boston Treasures
Dead Bronx Bomber minority owner Barry Halper sold Boston Red Caps’ player E.B.
Sutton’s 1879 contract, which paid the player a whopping $30 for a season, in a
1999 auction. An unknowing California collector paid $4,000 for the document,
but according to a newly discovered 1953 letter obtained by the Herald, it was
part of a baseball scrapbook swiped from the New York Public Library.
Read the rest of the lurid story here: Herald.
All That Glitters is Gold.
It’s time for Thom’s This Week in Baseball.They’ll be serving knuckle sandwiches in St. Louis on July 14. Yeah! You see, that’s when the All-Star game is and Wakefield is, ahm-let’s start over:
American League wins leader (11) Tim Wakefield will be playing in the first All-Star game of his career on July 14. Yeah. Roll the video. Timmy won his 11th game of the year Wednesday night against the visiting A’s who brought along an old friend.
Nomar visited the old grounds that made him famous. The man who revived the Red Sox, who allowed us to win every debate, whose number was hung from the rafters every night when he took it off came in as DH for the A’s struggling through another injury plagued season and received a prolonged standing ovation at the plate. He made it clear that he wanted to return to the Sox again before retiring, but didn’t understand that he just had.
The Yankee Way!
Did you think Yankee villainy began with Alex Rodriguez-Ciccone? Boy were you naïve. Aside from abusing tax-payers and soccer players it turns out that they’re grave robbers too. The Boston Herald reported today that former Yankee owner Barry Halper stole the wills of some of Boston’s early greats. In addition, he had possession of items stolen from the Boston Public Library. Are you really surprised?
Shout it out loud, We Love The YANKEES
More Thom’s Foolery
Well, in retrospect I’m glad we got Stephon because we all had to learn to accept a player we swore we would never like. This year we’ll put that tolerance to the test when number 30 Rasheed Wallace steps on the floor. If nothing else the Celts will lead the league in technical fouls. To be fair, he’s coming off the bench and if coached right could become an important, ah, shit-I really don’t like him.
For Timmy:
Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
David Hunt Removes Questionable Harry Wright Letters From MLB Sale
It wouldn't be a shock if more major papers picked up this story soon.
Follow the discussion further here.
Auction House Removes 19th-Century Letters From Sale
By JACK CURRY
Published: July 7, 2009
Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is still investigating whether some 19th-century baseball letters that were supposed to be sold at next week’s Major League Baseball All-Star Game auction were stolen from the New York Public Library, the auction house has removed the items from the sale...
Read on
Monday, July 06, 2009
Wright Letters Removed From MLB Auction
NEW YORK (AP) -- A trove of letters to one of baseball's founding fathers has been removed from an upcoming auction while the FBI investigates whether they were among items stolen from the New York Public Library years ago. Read more...
Sunday, July 05, 2009
More Evidence Surfaces in Theft of Wright Letters
This revelation cast even greater doubt on the provenance of the letters said by Hunt to be the consignor's "grandmother's attic"-a term that's almost a cliche' for shady origins.
See the original story here: "Baseball Pioneer’s Letters Pulled From Auction" or below.


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